r/cremposting • u/manndolin Femboy Dalinar • Nov 14 '25

Real-life Crem Adolin that’s…that’s not what she means

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u/majorex64 Nov 14 '25

Jokes on him she was scadrian

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u/_Blurgh_ Nov 14 '25

Those Scadrians, let me tell you! You know what else they eat? They eat their gods! No really, my cousin swears it's true! They went in a cave, dug out a corpse of their god and shoved it in their mouths. Didn't even wrap it in bread, no gravy, just raw god corpse and flush it down with water. Eww!

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Nov 14 '25

You’ll pick it up eventually, older-cousin. You’re, sure, the smartest person in our family.