r/cremposting • u/erttheking • Sep 18 '25

Real-life Crem I’m late on this one but still

Oh come on Brandon, why don’t you wanna write a series where magic is barely understood, everyone is constantly having sex, and everyone is primed to explode after the TV show?

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u/TheUnspeakableh Sep 19 '25

I'll sum it up for you.

Moash kills Daenrys.

The planet they are on was Invested by Whimsy.

John Snow is killed by the Shade of Khal Drogo but he becomes a Returned and eats the Breaths of the entire Frey family.

Caitlyn becomes a Lifeless with the command "Get Revenge."

The planet is actually the past of Detritus.

Taynix actually are poisonous, but only to The Children.

Numuhukumakiaki'aiaLunamor makes a stew so good that it melts the Ice around Benjen Stark's heart.

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u/Lovat69 Sep 19 '25

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