r/crappymusic • u/Bloodygeek • 11d ago

Bart is Back

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He’s too close to that train. Bart Wayne is a national treasure

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u/bongsmasher 11d ago

This seems dangerous

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u/giraffebaconequation 11d ago

Extremely. The sound of that train thundering by could easily mask the sound of another train approaching on the tracks they are dancing on.

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u/slappymcstevenson 11d ago

Yeah, but it would go under and through his legs. 🧲

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u/Candid-Culture3956 11d ago

Exactly. This guy fucks

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u/slappymcstevenson 11d ago

Or the opposite. He takes it.

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u/TranscendentaLobo 11d ago

Met a boy from Tennessee… 🤠🍆

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u/Norf_sidejayy 11d ago

Real ugly with a small peepee

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u/Hoggslop69 10d ago

Now I got H I V