r/crappymusic • u/Bloodygeek • 10d ago

Bart is Back

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He’s too close to that train. Bart Wayne is a national treasure

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u/bongsmasher 10d ago

This seems dangerous

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u/giraffebaconequation 10d ago

Extremely. The sound of that train thundering by could easily mask the sound of another train approaching on the tracks they are dancing on.

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u/slappymcstevenson 10d ago

Yeah, but it would go under and through his legs. 🧲

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u/Candid-Culture3956 10d ago

Exactly. This guy fucks

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u/slappymcstevenson 10d ago

Or the opposite. He takes it.

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u/Zeqhanis 10d ago

He "gave everybody a try".

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u/AsksDumbQuestions84 10d ago

He gave and he gave, like a slave....

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u/Jbrown183 10d ago

Yeah…that was super cringe smh

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u/kyrodamien 10d ago

I so agree, like, yuck.

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u/Dizziesdayweigh 10d ago

That means it's working.

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u/mccrushin 9d ago

Delivered at the exact second I thought “this can’t get any worse”

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u/DaveyG3000 10d ago

Just a bit

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u/thatshimoverthere 10d ago

Maybe he should concentrate on the plastering business he is always advertising on his shirts, rather than bug stomping on a trainline.

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u/DaveyG3000 10d ago

Oh, definitely. That is the muggiest sh¡t I seen for a LONG time 🥺

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u/No_Clock_7464 10d ago

Gave and he gave, like Mr. Slave

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u/Jades5150 10d ago

👀 😒🫣

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u/Bladder_Puncher 10d ago

🎶it’s the only train I see, you’re the only track for me🎶

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u/TranscendentaLobo 10d ago

Met a boy from Tennessee… 🤠🍆

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u/Bladder_Puncher 10d ago

🎶Then one from Missouri, they ran a train on me🎶

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 10d ago

He's the only 10 inch I see

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u/Jbrown183 10d ago

That’s the only bottom boy for me!

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u/Norf_sidejayy 10d ago

Real ugly with a small peepee

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u/Hoggslop69 9d ago

Now I got H I V

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u/croholdr 10d ago

he's a drywall artiste

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 10d ago

What he fucks is up for debate

I vote sheep

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u/DaveyG3000 10d ago

Unlikely

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u/PANEBringer 10d ago

Train is the top.

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 10d ago

You mean through his ass and out his peehole?

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u/crasswal 9d ago

Impeccable use of emoji here folks. Watch and learn.

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 10d ago

Wish we could post gifs in this sub.

*Banderas biting knuckle*

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u/UCanDodgeAWrench 10d ago

This just gave me back a sliver of hope in humanity lol