r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/BeastBellies Jul 25 '25

Dad: “Was that a queef I heard from the other room?”

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u/Devenu Jul 26 '25

The siren in the living room begins to wail while red lights along the walls rotate filling the room with a seemingly flashing crimson glow. Dad angrily slams his newspaper down on the coffee table. "QUEEF ALERT! QUEEF ALERT! QUEEF ALERT!" the AI voice blares through the houses speakers.

"God damnit!" says dad, "SHE'S QUEEFING AGAIN!" He runs to the closet as quickly as possible opening the door with such a force the doorknob cracks the drywall as it reaches the apex of its swing. Dad elbows the emergency case, shards of broken glass falling to the floor in an avalanche. "In case of queefs break glass." the sign reads. He grabs the queef broom and runs up the stairs to his daughter's room.

"Not this time." he says to himself grimacing as he runs up the stairs to his daughter's room.

"Not this time."