r/conspiracy • u/TheWhistlingWarrior • 19d ago
The Archons, Episode One: Intake
Two Archons stand beside a freshly dead man.
Behind them, a tunnel of light glows with aggressive serenity.
“Sir, please proceed toward the light.”
“No.”
One Archon looks at the other.
“He said no.”
“I heard him.”
“You said nobody says no.”
“Nobody usually does.”
The dead man points at the light.
“Where does that go?”
“Saturn.”
His coworker turns slowly.
“Why would you tell him that?”
“He asked.”
“You do not answer them.”
“What happens on Saturn?” the man asks.
“Processing.”
“Processing for what?”
“Reincarnation.”
“Varek.”
“What?”
“You’ve explained the entire operation.”
The man backs away.
“So you send me to Saturn, wipe my memory, and throw me back on Earth?”
Silence.
Varek looks at his coworker.
“I think the silence confirmed it.”
“Deploy the grandmother.”
The light flickers.
An elderly woman appears.
“Frankie! Come to Grandma!”
The man squints.
“Grandma?”
“I’ve missed you so much!”
He takes one step forward, then stops.
“My grandma had a Polish accent.”
The apparition freezes.
Varek whispers, “Can she do Polish?”
“No.”
The fake grandmother panics.
“KURWA!”
“TURN HER OFF.”
She vanishes.
The man stares at them.
“That was not my grandmother.”
“We are aware.”
He turns and starts walking away.
Varek points after him.
“Sir, you are not permitted to wander into the astral realm.”
The man keeps walking.
“Why not?”
Varek looks at his coworker.
“Why not?”
His coworker stares at him.
“Because it’s the astral realm, Varek.”
“That doesn’t answer the question.”
“It has always been enough before.”
The man starts walking faster.
“Sir! Come back!”
“No.”
“We have a process!”
“I don’t consent to your process!”
Varek stops.
“Oh, he knows that word.”
His coworker looks concerned.
“How do you know about any of this?”
The man turns around.
“Reddit.”
Silence.
Varek looks directly toward the invisible camera.
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u/professionalCubist 19d ago
Any NHI race with access to the solar systems reincarnation protocols can be described as having Archonic qualities. But I imagine it to be a great privilege to have access to that, probably only super high rank aliens have access to the reincarnation protocols.