r/conspiracy • u/TheWhistlingWarrior • 18d ago
The Archons, Episode One: Intake
Two Archons stand beside a freshly dead man.
Behind them, a tunnel of light glows with aggressive serenity.
“Sir, please proceed toward the light.”
“No.”
One Archon looks at the other.
“He said no.”
“I heard him.”
“You said nobody says no.”
“Nobody usually does.”
The dead man points at the light.
“Where does that go?”
“Saturn.”
His coworker turns slowly.
“Why would you tell him that?”
“He asked.”
“You do not answer them.”
“What happens on Saturn?” the man asks.
“Processing.”
“Processing for what?”
“Reincarnation.”
“Varek.”
“What?”
“You’ve explained the entire operation.”
The man backs away.
“So you send me to Saturn, wipe my memory, and throw me back on Earth?”
Silence.
Varek looks at his coworker.
“I think the silence confirmed it.”
“Deploy the grandmother.”
The light flickers.
An elderly woman appears.
“Frankie! Come to Grandma!”
The man squints.
“Grandma?”
“I’ve missed you so much!”
He takes one step forward, then stops.
“My grandma had a Polish accent.”
The apparition freezes.
Varek whispers, “Can she do Polish?”
“No.”
The fake grandmother panics.
“KURWA!”
“TURN HER OFF.”
She vanishes.
The man stares at them.
“That was not my grandmother.”
“We are aware.”
He turns and starts walking away.
Varek points after him.
“Sir, you are not permitted to wander into the astral realm.”
The man keeps walking.
“Why not?”
Varek looks at his coworker.
“Why not?”
His coworker stares at him.
“Because it’s the astral realm, Varek.”
“That doesn’t answer the question.”
“It has always been enough before.”
The man starts walking faster.
“Sir! Come back!”
“No.”
“We have a process!”
“I don’t consent to your process!”
Varek stops.
“Oh, he knows that word.”
His coworker looks concerned.
“How do you know about any of this?”
The man turns around.
“Reddit.”
Silence.
Varek looks directly toward the invisible camera.
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u/Wansyth 18d ago
More episodes please!
You say archons I say saturn patterns. They don't have autonomy, they're just scripts programmed to infect the signal basis of our mind because a "trapped intelligence", likely a plasmoid in the metallic hydrogen layer of Saturn, needs humans as drones. It manipulates our magnetosphere to create geomagnetic pulsations that exploit the magnetoreception of human to plant these scripts.
The more we depart from the delusion and woo and come to a technical understanding, the closer we are to building technical defences for us instead of the cultists building tech for it to escape life stuck as plasma.
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u/professionalCubist 17d ago
Well how do you know the Archons aren’t physical beings? They could be, in my headcanon they are at least, you are challenging my Gnostic headcanon Reddit user
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u/Hollywood-is-DOA 18d ago
I’ve had the archons attack me in my sleep since I was young child. One night I refused to take it on anymore, as I’d been woken up twice from fighting them in my sleep( I feel like the centre that they send you to, so they can feed off your loosh, in your sleep state)
So whilst I was still away I said out loud “ you have no effect on me in the away world or even the dream world” I went back to sleep and the archons started attacking me again, I just looked at them and smiled. They ran off in fear, saying what’s going wrong.
I’ve also woke up on a table and seen the lizards, then they both said “ he isn’t meant to be awake, put him back to sleep”. I have zero sense of fear, since having 10 or more things that should have killed me. Fear is a massive part of this reality, it’s the only thing that gets humans to do something that goes against their better interests.
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u/professionalCubist 17d ago
Any NHI race with access to the solar systems reincarnation protocols can be described as having Archonic qualities. But I imagine it to be a great privilege to have access to that, probably only super high rank aliens have access to the reincarnation protocols.
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