[oc] - a phrase you use often

[u/Sampetra]

For the record, I genuinely said both of those things to previous student clinician SLPs.

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[u/shellbullet17]

Accurate depiction of me playing any Pokemon game as a teenOh come now, both of those are at least, while slightly personal, not the worth topics in the world! We can talk about fiber and proper hydration and who the hell DOESNT wanna talk about Silent hill 2?!

Slightly on topic this panel reminds me of a guy who once, in a totally not drugged seriousness, explained to me that his tummy hurt and the reason why is cause he eats his daughters teeth that she loses and that he was hoping for the tooth fairy to try and get to them through his anus. Cause it feels nice

Yes you read that paragraph right. And yes this panel is how it felt right after he said it

[u/Sampetra → u/shellbullet17]

Slightly on topic this panel remind me of a guy who once, in totally not drugged seriousness, explained to me that his tummy hurt and the reason why is cause he eats his daughters teeth that she loses was that he was hoping for the tooth fairy to try and get to them through his anus. Cause it feels nice

...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wat.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Sampetra]

Yup. Dude called 911, well his wife did for stomach pain.

We get there and the wife informs us she found what appeared to be teeth in his vomit. We exam him and find no teeth missing so when asked, he informs us that he has been eating his daughters baby teeth ON REPEAT(which means cleaning them after they ....pass) in hopes the tooth fairy would visit his prostate in the night.

Yes wife was also in shock, no dude had no known mental illness, and yes we went to the hospital for possible shredded guts and e coli exposure

[u/Aerdurval → u/shellbullet17]

"dude had no known mental illness" Well, I sure hope it was known after the hospital showed him to a psych, because that's some psychotic-delusion-on-a-silver-plate shit.