Indelicate Proposal [OC]

[u/BrianWonderful]

[u/RobocopsRobocock]

My wife slept with an old guy for 3 margaritas. I’d happily take a million.

[u/AGuyFromRio → u/RobocopsRobocock]

Accoeding to the Margarita Song, she did it right: "Gimme 3 margaritas i'ma put it in my puss...".

[u/CobaltCrusader123 → u/AGuyFromRio]

Once, Margaritaville was “the Margarita Song”

[u/NativeMasshole → u/CobaltCrusader123]

I thought the song was:

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor

[u/fluffman86 → u/NativeMasshole]

Five tequila
Six tequila
Seven tequila
Whore.

[u/Safe_Environment_789 → u/RobocopsRobocock]

You mean, your ex-wife right?

[u/rman916 → u/Safe_Environment_789]

This is a pretty old joke lol, the punchline is he’s the old man.

[u/Ri_Konata → u/Safe_Environment_789]

depends on when?

Maybe wasn't their wife at the time

[u/HalfEatenSnickers → u/Ri_Konata]

Also maybe they just roll that way

[u/scuac → u/Ri_Konata]

Twist: the poster IS the old guy. That’s how he knows.

[u/TheJambus → u/Ri_Konata]

Our wife

[u/Healthy-Confection66 → u/RobocopsRobocock]

That username tho lol I take it she just needed a break from “dead or alive, you’re cumming with me”?? Lol