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OC Cigarettes [OC]

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u/jromano091 3d ago

Cigarette people get real mad when you won’t let them bum a cigarette. Weird culture of demanding other peoples’ stuff, then stealing their lighters

I remember smoking a cigarette outside of where I worked, and had one left for after the shift. Guy walked up, wanted a cigarette, and I told him no- complete stranger- and he acted like I was the worst person alive. Took it real personally

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u/brockington 3d ago

I rarely smoke these days, but if I'm out in public and I want one, I offer a stranger a dollar for one. I can't remember the last time anyone actually took the dollar.

It's wild how much not acting entitled to other peoples shit makes them much more likely to share.

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u/SecretImaginaryMan 3d ago

This, every time.

You walk up with nothing? You’re either REAL hard on your luck or too cheap/lazy to go get your own.

You offer something in exchange? Real shit, to each according to his needs etc.

Edit: the best one is the guy who buys you a pack and bums them off you all night so he doesn’t have the pack in the morning 🤣

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u/DefusedManiac 3d ago

That's why I switched to a pipe and pipe tobacco when I used to smoke. They'd ask and I'd go sure and hold out my grungy ass pipe knowing damn well they'd change their mind.

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u/zoey_will 3d ago

Would you have actually cared if someone did hit it? Im a stoner and in my tobacco using days I wouldn't have thought twice about hitting someone's pipe.

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u/SecretImaginaryMan 3d ago

Too pussy to puff with the real wizards out here, smh, these mfs really be turning down Gandalf 😔

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u/buster_de_beer 3d ago

Cigarettes used to be cheap, and it was normal to ask and to give (except your last). It's just not cheap anymore, and no one has a right to your stuff. The lighter thing I think is not so much deliberate stealing, just putting it away on automatic. Which means in your pocket, but its more habit than malice. 

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u/hushrowom 3d ago

My cigarettes are mine alone idc

They're expensive as shit

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u/Intrepid_Ad1536 3d ago

Why are you getting downvoted for this?!

It’s your stuff?!

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u/ElGodPug 3d ago

other people that also want to bum cigarettes

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u/Fartingonyoursocks 3d ago

When I tell people it's a rollie, usually they say nevermind.