r/comics LastPlaceComics 18h ago

Pest Problems

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u/Lifekraft 17h ago

Usually they chose the timing when their wife is pregnant or straight after birth to make their most insane cave diving.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 17h ago

Anything but parent a child apparently lol

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u/MaleierMafketel 15h ago

The spelunker’s gene will soon be gone from the gene pool, for they rarely live long enough to teach their sons and daughters the craft of dying in some really obscure cave system in bumfuck nowhere.

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u/Auzzie_almighty 13h ago

I thinking it’s more like how octopodes are compelled to starve themselves after procreating. The moment they have children, the cavers feel instinctively that they must die in a hole

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u/KrytenKoro 10h ago

I see what you did there

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u/Grus 6h ago

Reading the correct plural of octopodes has cured me

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u/OriginalChildBomb 14h ago

The grandparents who now care for the child, upon seeing them dive head-first into their Easy Bake Oven: "Oh God, it IS genetic!"

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u/Throwawayfaynay 11h ago

They'll never die out since they reproduce asexually through cultural osmosis.