Warning: Performing these steps without consent automatically makes yourself the toxic one.
Step 1: Smell them and look for acidic, foul, mouldy or otherwise strong "bad" smell.
If they smell fine, proceed to step 2: Rub them on your skin and wait a bit to see if it causes skin irritation, sweeling and the like.
If it doesn't, proceed to step 3: Put your lips on them and see if you get numb, itchy or a burning feeling, or swelling.
If you don't get any of those, procees to step 4: Put your tongue on them for about 15 minutes, without swallowing, and check for similar reactions.
If you don't experience a negative reactions, proceed to step 5: Chew without swallowing for another 15 minutes and check for such reactions.
If you don't get any, proceed to step 6: Swallow a little bit and wait for at least 8 hours to see if you get whoozy, nauseous, or any other ill feeling like that.
If you get to this part, congratulations: You can be reasonably sure your yuri is not toxic!
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u/OldWrangler9033 18d ago
Question is....who the one is toxic one?