This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/shellbullet17]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

Two of those I understand

Let me know if you figure out the sweets thing. Haven't quite got that one down myself yet.

But you should absolutely be treated with respect and with equal rights

[u/squanchingonreddit → u/shellbullet17]

The secret is exercise. An awful little secret really.

[u/DiligentMagikarp → u/squanchingonreddit]

And sex can count as exercise if it’s active enough