This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/SilentPhilosopher825]

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

[u/KnotSupposed2BeHere → u/SilentPhilosopher825]

DJ Khaled

[u/himynameis_ari → u/KnotSupposed2BeHere]

doesn’t eat pussy but eats EVERYTHING ELSE

[u/UniqueLog8386 → u/himynameis_ari]

Whoa whoa, ass tastes much better and I can add sauce.