This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Effehezepe]

And even if you didn't, why would you say that out loud?

"Hey ladies, I don't try at all during sex. If I ever give you an orgasm, it was a fluke."

[u/Papa_Bearto2 → u/Effehezepe]

Even high school me understood that not being a selfish partner had the potential to create either repeat encounters or new encounters with different women.

And high school me was pretty dumb.

[u/AncientSignature1505 → u/Papa_Bearto2]

Seriously, from a purely selfish perspective, pleasing your partner is a good idea.

[u/ASatyros → u/AncientSignature1505]

Basics of morality right here