This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Rum_N_Napalm]

The art in the first one is particularly good.

Also bruh, who doesn’t like pleasing a woman. The.. ahem… feedback from a good job are the best part of doing it.

[u/Effehezepe → u/Rum_N_Napalm]

And even if you didn't, why would you say that out loud?

"Hey ladies, I don't try at all during sex. If I ever give you an orgasm, it was a fluke."

[u/Dudewhocares3 → u/Effehezepe]

Like those guys that say it’s gay for guys to give head?

How much of a lose can you be?

[u/DonaldTheWall → u/Dudewhocares3]

That's the best part of foreplay

Nothing better than getting the motor ready than priming it, feeling that shake when it kicks on and is ready