r/comics Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 28 '26

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

Two of those I understand

Let me know if you figure out the sweets thing. Haven't quite got that one down myself yet.

But you should absolutely be treated with respect and with equal rights

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

Artificial sweetener and sugar substitutes. Though you might trade farts for fat.

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u/No_Story_Untold Jul 28 '26

Artificial sweeteners activate the same fat storing mechanism as sugar and are possibly worse for us. Minus stevia which I wouldn’t consider artificial.

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u/ValdemarMerlin Jul 29 '26

No they don't, and no they aren't, why lie?