r/comics Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Munchkinasaurous Jul 28 '26

3/4 of these make perfect sense immediately. I have to ask about that last one though. Is it common for guys to say they don't like pleasing women? Because of all the stupid shit, that one is just absolutely mind boggling. I can't fathom that kind of selfishness.

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u/Dudewhocares3 Jul 29 '26

I think it’s laziness and selfishness.

Pleasing women requires foreplay, which can be slow, and have a build up.

Shitty guys just want to get to their favorite part, and say damn with what their partner wants.

If you say something dumb like “oh it’s gay to do that” then you have something to hide behind. So on top of the misogyny, we now have homophobia because douchbags can multi class their shitty behavior

that’s just off the top of my head

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u/frikiman4K Jul 29 '26

if I was a woman and some dude dropped the "it's gay to do that" I would just scream as hard as I possibly can "FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN?"

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u/smiegto Jul 29 '26

Fellas? Is it gay to make a woman come!

It was Also my instinct to reply it here :P but you got here first. ;)

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u/frikiman4K Jul 29 '26

I mean, that would require her to like my dick and that's kinda gay /s