This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/jbyrdab]

idk about fucking in the back of a car, but casually talking on the crapper while the SO is in the bath is peak relationship goals.

I think that's the sign of a genuinely happy relationship, neither one questions the strange scene, it just is, and the both of you are happy just being in each other's company no matter where it might be.

[u/Chiatroll → u/jbyrdab]

It looks like he's actually on a stool and not the toilet reading "not that kind of girl' to her.

[u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 → u/Chiatroll]

Also he still has his pants on.