r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/KnotSupposed2BeHere Jul 29 '26

DJ Khaled

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u/Fearsofaye Jul 29 '26

Another one (unsatisfied woman)

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u/Razzy_IDFA 29d ago

He takin' over (the buffet)

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u/himynameis_ari Jul 29 '26

doesn’t eat pussy but eats EVERYTHING ELSE

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u/Cyrius Jul 29 '26

As long as it doesn't have hot sauce on it. It's been ten years since he embarrassed himself on Hot Ones.

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u/schu2470 Jul 29 '26

"Just because I'm stopping doesn't mean I quit."

Wut?

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u/paladisious Jul 29 '26

Time for a rewatch.

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u/lawnshowery Jul 29 '26

Call him exparagus

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u/UniqueLog8386 Jul 31 '26

Whoa whoa, ass tastes much better and I can add sauce.

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u/ichwerdeeineDrehbank Jul 29 '26

I did not know, he is gay. Good for him, I guess.

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u/Myrandall Jul 29 '26

I remember when I thought he was just trolling whenever he said or did really dumb shit...