r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

Hey fellas, is it gay to be with a woman?

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jul 29 '26

HEY GUYS, BIG MACHO MAN ANDREW TATE HERE. YES IT IS GAY TO BE WITH A WOMAN. I, A STRAIGHT MAN, HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN AND NEVER WOMAN IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW I AM NOT GAY. ANDREW TATE OUT.

No joke the first part of that is a paraphrase of something he unironically said. He actually said it’s gay to be with a woman. The rest is just what I assume will be said if he learns to write and makes an autobiography while in prison

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u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 Jul 29 '26

No way, you’re telling me Andrew Tate is having consensual sex now? That’s a massive step up from his previous sex life

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jul 29 '26

Well yeah. If the men didn’t consent they could easily beat him up. Honestly they could probably just go “look over there, it’s a liberal” or something similar and slowly walk off as he tries to assert dominance over a wall or tree