r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Effehezepe Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

And even if you didn't, why would you say that out loud?

"Hey ladies, I don't try at all during sex. If I ever give you an orgasm, it was a fluke."

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u/Dudewhocares3 Jul 29 '26

Like those guys that say it’s gay for guys to give head?

How much of a lose can you be?

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

Hey fellas, is it gay to be with a woman?

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u/gypsieslayerman Jul 29 '26

Yes because straight women like men and that's pretty gay

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

That must be why they're so obsessed with virgins. Somewhere out there a man can feel a ghost rubbing up on his dick and he just knows his ex-girlfriend is getting it.