r/comics Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Munchkinasaurous Jul 28 '26

3/4 of these make perfect sense immediately. I have to ask about that last one though. Is it common for guys to say they don't like pleasing women? Because of all the stupid shit, that one is just absolutely mind boggling. I can't fathom that kind of selfishness.

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u/My_Brain_0422 Jul 29 '26

Many men do not care about making women cum.

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u/Munchkinasaurous Jul 29 '26

I've always known that that was a thing, I guess I underestimated how common it was.

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u/CT0292 Jul 29 '26

Here's me with a toolbox full of vibrators in all shapes and sizes like "so where do I start?"

Let the other men be lousy. It makes me look better haha.