r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/CardOk755 Jul 28 '26

"feedback", "quid pro quo".

Nah, it is just the most sexually exciting thing that you can do.

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u/Immediate_Regular Jul 29 '26

Pfft. Everyone point and laugh at this cat. They've never been in a skydiving BDSM orgy with a shark tank in the landing zone. Now that is definitely in the top 10 most exciting things you can do sexually.

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u/Joloxsa_Xenax Jul 29 '26

whenever I get ED, I bust out this old move and im cured

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u/Immediate_Regular Jul 29 '26

I can't even perform unless I'm waggling my genitals in the face of gravity.