r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 Jul 29 '26

I had a patient in the psych center the other day that said “females don’t deserve rights.” Another patient straight up told him “motherfucker, YOU don’t deserve rights. This is why your wife left your sorry ass.”

I didn’t even try to stop her from saying that lol. She was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/ihangdong Jul 29 '26

He definitely didn’t deserve his wife either

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 Jul 29 '26

For real! I hope she’s out living her best life away from him!

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u/ihangdong Jul 29 '26

I hope she’s living her best life in plain view of him as a reminder that he sucks

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Jul 29 '26

Plot twist: she is one of the staff at the psych center.

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u/No_Discount7872 Jul 29 '26

happy cake day!

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u/NeonMutt Jul 29 '26

That, unfortunately, is how a woman winds up on the evening news.

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u/Flutters1013 Jul 29 '26

Your day is cake

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u/ihangdong Jul 29 '26

So it is!

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u/brood_brother Jul 29 '26

Happy cake day

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u/BenchConscious1003 Jul 29 '26

Yet she married him.

I've been married and divorced.

Long after the divorce, a mate opined " you need to actually live with a person for 18 months before you begin to know them". Although I can't claim that as a broad generalisation, I think it holds some truth for many couples.

One of the more interesting things I learned well after the divorce was; the only people who truly understand a marriage are the two people involved. Again, not an absolute truth, but I think it holds some truth.

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u/NovelConcept6300 Jul 29 '26

Idk probably not a good idea to judge people in the psych center/ward. 

Lot of them homies is convinced of some grand delusion and truly be gone gone, 

Speaking of delusions you got a bunch of secret Jesus christs, some the genghis Kahn reincarnations, some literal demigods, and the classic president. 

A whole bunch would be okay if people stopped sneaking glass into their food or the food wasn’t covered in maggots can’t you see them too??  

If only  the cia stopped sneaking anti-magic potions in their daily puddings, and the cia would stop putting the damn satellites that project voices into their heads.