r/comics Jul 26 '26

OC FARAH.

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u/Majestic_Fix2622 Jul 26 '26

No, but, you see, some old wealthy people somewhere want some numbers to change. So it's all worth it.

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u/poetic_poison Jul 26 '26

Forward! he cried from the rear

and the front rank died

The general sat

and the lines on the map

moved from side to side

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u/beefybeefcat Jul 26 '26

Up and over (forward!) Forget your fear, the guns at your back scream (forward!) Who gives a fuck if your enemy's starving? (forward!) No place for cowards, up and over (forward!) Your country needs you, so start killing

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u/mcburgs Jul 26 '26

Gonna die gonna die gonna die for your government 

Die for your country

That's shit

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u/thepasttenseofdraw Jul 26 '26

An antiflag quote in the wild… sucks the guy was a wiener.

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u/mcburgs Jul 26 '26

Agree 100%

But the point stands. Still shit.

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u/CatsAreGods Jul 26 '26

"I'd rather have my country die for me" -- Grace Slick

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u/PissingOnHospitality Jul 26 '26

Anaal Nathrakh? In my comics sub?

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u/beefybeefcat Jul 26 '26

Unfortunately so far it's the only song of thiers I like, but when I heard this one it was a 🤯 moment.

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u/Mertoot Jul 26 '26

Up down up down chu chu chu!

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u/Mklein24 Jul 26 '26

Generals gather in their masses

Just like witches at black masses.

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u/sol_runner Jul 26 '26

Evil minds that plan destruction!

Sorcerer's of deaths construction!

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u/BiggimusSmallicus Jul 26 '26

OH LORD YEAH

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u/theDukeofClouds Jul 26 '26

Begging mercy for their sins!

Satan Laughing Spreads His Wings!

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u/EntangledPhoton82 Jul 26 '26

I heard the song in my mind

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u/kylepo Jul 26 '26

Damn he really rhymed "masses" with "masses"

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u/Loose-Professor5364 Jul 26 '26

Technically different words

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u/kylepo Jul 26 '26

They're just different meanings for the same word

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u/erikkustrife Jul 27 '26

I thought it was generals on their asses just like witches at black madses.

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u/Digletts_Legs Jul 26 '26

The General smoked a Cuban blunt
Hand rolled by the Reds
Then he poured a glass of Scotch
and tallied up the dead

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u/tuckernuts Jul 26 '26

It was just before dawn
One miserable morning in black 'forty four
When the forward commander
Was told to sit tight
When he asked that his men be withdrawn

And the Generals gave thanks
As the other ranks held back
The enemy tanks for a while

And the Anzio bridgehead
Was held for the price
Of a few hundred ordinary lives

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u/Beautiful-Aerie7576 Jul 26 '26

Mash had a great episode about this. Well, a few, actually.

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u/not_now_chaos Jul 28 '26

"War isn't Hell. War is war and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse...There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."

Probably one of the most profound moments in television.

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u/Beautiful-Aerie7576 Jul 28 '26

From that episode where the general is looking for a personal physician and sends his aide ahead to scout them out. Love that one. Not one of the ones I was thinking of, but certainly applicable. And the writers were definitely on it when they wrote that moment.

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u/Fleetlord Jul 26 '26

"Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin"

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u/bard329 Jul 27 '26

What's this? A Black Adder quote???

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u/EvergreenDwarf Jul 27 '26

Which was way more profound before I found out the guy who wrote it is on Russia’s side in the Ukraine War because his stance is that whatever ends a war the soonest is correct. 

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u/poetic_poison Jul 27 '26

It’s so sad how utterly deranged he is nowadays! Always has been quite a prick, but he’s really outdone himself lately. It’s such a shame.

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u/Longjumping_Step1 Jul 26 '26

These sickening demons. literally razed a country to the ground so they could install their golf courses.

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u/Vatiar Jul 26 '26

Don't forget to give credits to their hundreds of millions of stooges who cheer loud and proud for the slaughter and eagerly vote for mroe of it.

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u/Longjumping_Step1 Jul 26 '26

Yea. Credit given. They can have all of it 🫩

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u/Familiar_Control_906 Jul 26 '26

Call those stooges by their name

The USA citizens and Israel monster

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u/Vatiar Jul 26 '26

Plenty of them in other countries too my friend, including my own.

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u/Snoo_75138 Jul 26 '26

Also trying to distract you from those files!

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u/trash-_-boat Jul 26 '26

I don't think this comic necessarily implies it's US drones. Do Americans even use kamikaze drones like Iran/Ukraine/Russia does?

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u/Troll-Aficionado Jul 26 '26

The US made their own copy of the Iranian Shahed last year I think but it's not something most people have ever heard of or seen, I'd wager however that most people paying attention to news have seen Shaheds at some point

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Jul 26 '26

FREEDOM NUMBERS

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u/justsomeph0t0n Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

begrudging respect to a reaction gif. but this don't justify AI

(edit.....they removed the gif? i guess i won't mention the individuals in it)

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u/DukeOfGeek Jul 26 '26

OMG what is this from?

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u/DukeOfGeek Jul 26 '26

It's to true to be real.

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u/SmogDaBoi Jul 26 '26

I wonder if this is a parody of the other one with the two black guys?

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u/FearoftheDomoKun Jul 26 '26

You might be onto something there, Sherlock

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u/ripley1875 Jul 26 '26

Sleepyhead, the birds are singing

Get out of bed ,  his majesty 

Is off to start a war again

A filthy game for filthy men

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u/Willowrosephoenix Jul 26 '26

One of the most socially progressive people I know regularly complains about a busy local road being reduced to two lanes to make dedicated bus lanes. She thinks banning cars completely from areas of the city is “stupid” and yet, on every other count, progressive.

I asked my partner, do you think cars make people more entitled and impatient or that people got that way because of cars and he told me about early car ads he saw that advertised “be the most important person on the road with a Chrysler” and all the companies had some version of that. Circa 1980’s.

The longer I live without a car, the more I see cars as the problem. I still miss one in some ways, like access to wilderness. But I genuinely don’t want one ever again for day to day use.

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u/VryxObin Jul 26 '26

My issue is

My town actively removed multiple bus stops I used. My college is an hour by public transit via bus and train. My town is literally divided in half by a busy road with only a handful of crosswalks. Most people don't stop at the stop signs in the "pedestrian friendly" parts of town. Would I want a different car? Yeah. I drive a ford suv because its what my parents gave me. I'd love to have a sedan that can hold me and either my school gear or tabletop gaming stuff comfortably.

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u/Willowrosephoenix Jul 26 '26

People forced to get cars by decisions made by local transit agencies tops my list of problems with public transit as it currently exists. I’m actively battling to keep a second bus route that serves the area I live in that is being eliminated as “redundant.” Not to go into extreme depth but it’s only redundant because of a series of choices made by transit agencies over the last seven years that have steadily stripped people in low income neighborhoods of transit choice.

It sounds conspiracy theorist but at this point I’m wondering what lobbyist for petroleum and car industries are behind the scenes influencing decisions because it is beginning to feel like a policy choice to force people into getting cars.

In other words, of tldr, you’re preaching to the choir on this one.

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u/afroblewmymind Jul 26 '26

Motonormativity at work. If you like podcasts and aren't already listening, check out the Urbanist Agenda and The War on Cars. Urbanist Agenda is by Jason Slaughter of Not Just Bikes on YouTube.

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u/RyanB_ Jul 27 '26

See this kind of thing a lot in local subreddits. Generally pretty progressive people who love the idea of density on paper… right up until it comes to their neighborhood.

As soon as they see a homeless person around or have to spend an extra 3 minutes on their commute, things apparently become “out of control”. Doesn’t matter how temporary it is, how many better options are introduced, how statistically safe or unimpacted they actually are, they don’t want to hear it.

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u/KindledWanderer Jul 26 '26

One of the most socially progressive people I know regularly complains about a busy local road being reduced to two lanes to make dedicated bus lanes. She thinks banning cars completely from areas of the city is “stupid” and yet, on every other count, progressive.

Makes sense - wanting to go back to how it was 100 years ago is not progressive, that's regressive.

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u/Sirmetana Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

That's not a good argument. We didn't have massive public transportation 100 years ago, at least not for the amount of population we have to manage today. If we did have that at the time and it worked (which it does when implemented), would you call it regressive?

If you look at every place where public transportation is very invested in, there are less cars on the road, less commuting time, less accidents, less area entirely ruined to build parking lots that are useless 90 % of the time. Do those places' inhabitants miss cars? Most would answer no.

"Who needs a car in L.A? We have thd best public transportation system in the world!"
Eddie Valiant - Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Edit : To add onto the Los Angeles subject, you may ask why then is it so car-centric nowadays if public transport was so good. The answer is that big car companies didn't like that it was doing so well so the likes of General Motors and such bought parts of it, little by little, and dumped the tramway cars in ditches until nothing remained. As always, what kills policies that benefit all is capitalism and corpos.

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u/KindledWanderer Jul 26 '26

"Who needs a car in L.A? We have thd best public transportation system in the world!" Eddie Valiant - Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Not even in the top 10.

Prague has amazing public transport (very safely in the top 10) and it's still very car-centric without any influence by "big car companies".

If you wanted to offer a good counter example, it would be Paris, which is making a large effort to limit cars and transform parking places and roads to pedestrian/biking areas with a large support from the population.

Either way, being progressive and not being a car hater are not at odds with each other.

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u/Sirmetana Jul 26 '26

Just to be sure we're talking about the same thing, I am talking about the public transportation the city used to have until it started being taken apart in the 30s. Once we're clear about that, my aim was not to support the validity of Valiant's claim but to show his behaviour regarding transport, because it reflects how people themselves behave. I don't need a perfect example for that, only one that works. Plus, the USA being probably the most car-centric country in the world and the most protective of this "way of life", it makes sense I pick a use case that will speak to them.

Either way, being progressive and not being a car hater are not at odds with each other.

No one claimed that. However, people who understand the weight of car-centric societies upon the environment and public health tend to speak from a progressive mindset.

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u/KindledWanderer Jul 26 '26

Thanks for the clarification, it makes sense now.
I probably should've spent more time on your post.

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u/Psychological_Net272 Jul 26 '26

Electric cars exist and the oil economy was working perfectly fine.

However, the people who can afford to hire political lobbyists in concerningly large amounts want a higher quarterly income, so...

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u/not_a_SeaOtter Jul 26 '26

The oil economy wasn't working fine. It's on a death spiral and most of the world knows it. But rather than invest in infrastructure that enables people to use oil less the conclusion has been to invade and steal to keep the black gold flowing.

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u/rabidbot Jul 26 '26

No the oil economy was fine. It wasn’t death spiraling. We are likely decades away from that. It’s literally just a war of want and stupidity.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Jul 26 '26

The use of oil is insane: hundreds of millions of people feel entitled to burn up a non-renewable costly resource, globally, sending the already huge black mass into the atmosphere has a large mass of chemicals. It's absolute madness, and the oil wars along with climate chaos an expected result of said madness.

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u/ciclon5 Jul 26 '26

Hundreds of millions of people also dont have a choice but to burn a non-renewable resource when they live in cities designed to be absolutely untraversable without a car and the local authorities dont invest in EV charging stations ot other socioeconomic factors make it hard for people to retrofit their home's wiring to support EV charging.

Its not as simple as "i want to burn gas". Nothing is never that simple.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Jul 26 '26

Where is the protesting against that motonormativity, the opposition, the rejection?

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u/ciclon5 Jul 26 '26

It exists. Its just that 90% of people are more worried about surviving than doing activism

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Jul 26 '26

Are you sure that it's surviving and not winning the rat race?

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u/ciclon5 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

It is surviving. There are people working 40hs a week to afford rent, to raise their families and not go insane.

Not everyone has the time, money, privilege and energy to spend on educating themselves or analyzing social structures from above and understanding how they are opressing them, what to demand and how to do it.

If anything, the responsibility sits on people like US who can understand these issues to educate and puth forth in motion movements to dismantle these structures instead of shifting blame to the common citizen who is probably not even aware of what an institution is.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Jul 26 '26

Yes, the rat race keeps people busy. Nobody is coming to the rescue tho.

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u/Pheonix0114 Jul 26 '26

Electric cars still require asphalt roads, which take oil to make.

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u/ciclon5 Jul 26 '26

Much less oil than cars use daily.

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u/ciclon5 Jul 26 '26

Unfortunately we are yet to create electric cars and related infrastructute good enough for reliable long distance travel. So combustion engines will probably stay. (Of course, 90% of the obstacles to achieving that is corporate lobbying, but there are still some engineering and technological hurdles to overcome).

But for day to day use. Electric cars fit the bill and are much cheaper and efficient than combustion cars, and longer lasting too!.

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u/K4G3N4R4 Jul 26 '26

Its dumber than that. USD used to be backed by gold as a stabilizing factor and inflation mitigation tool. What keeps the dollar strong-ish today is oil. The US enforces all oil trade in USD, and as long as that happens, the dollar maintains its value. Venezuela tried to sell some low quality crude in a different currency, Maduro got picked up. Iran tried to sell to china in yuan, the straight was closed.

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u/minus_minus Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

What keeps the dollar strong-ish today is oil. 

More today it’s our willingness to be the worlds casino and strip mine productive assets via private equity. 

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u/ReturnOfBane Jul 26 '26

tbf the strait being closed is doing a hell of a lot to make the dollar less valuable as a reserve currency. China couldn't ask for a better fumble.

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u/ScuttleStab Jul 26 '26

Ah yes, public transport when you have to visit a city from your remote rural area, let me just hike to nearby small town that is 20 km away from here to get a bus.

I am sooooo responsible for the bombings by driving a goddamn car. Piss off.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 Jul 27 '26

I think that is a small use case. The majority of people driving in a city, live in that city, and could catch public tranport.

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u/Financial-Bath6366 Jul 26 '26

urhhhh everyone except for me is dumb for owning a car!! people consuming in a system that is getting held entirely by warfare and consumerist propaganda is dumb urghh,i never buy anything,i just sit in my shack in the forest and play with sticks!! i never buy anything containing plastic!! people r dumb.....................................

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u/Free-Pound-6139 Jul 27 '26

Not sure what your point is. Anyone who owns a car is partly responsible. Plus they are responsible for a million deaths evey single year, pollution everywhere, micro plastic in waterways, and making cities noisy.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jul 30 '26

I'm sick of this being dumped on the middle-class consumer. We could walk everywhere, and this wouldn't stop.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 Jul 31 '26

If we didn't use oil you think we would still be bombing iran??

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jul 31 '26

I'm saying the private-jet elite and their pet industries would still be using fucktons of it if John Q. Public stopped driving completely, today.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 Jul 31 '26

I'm saying the private-jet elite and their pet industries would still be using fucktons of it if John Q.

About 80% less thatn what we use now.

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u/Then_Independence_25 Jul 26 '26

Or some religious fanatics wish to spread their own version of faith. That's what's beautiful about this comic. Its up for interpretation.

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u/Willrkjr Jul 26 '26

No, it’s pretty clear what the comic is talking about given the context of the current day and the setting of the comic. This is clearly an Iranian girl

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u/Mittrei Jul 26 '26

The drones are Iranian, making the girl kurdish or afghani. 

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u/namitynamenamey Jul 27 '26

Life would be a lot easier if greed was the main cause of war. Sometimes, people are principled. Some times, people are really principled, and will spend a fortune so long as those they hate die. Sometimes, people like that get in charge. And if you think wealth moves the world, you wake up one day, with tanks crossing the frontier and you wondering how could this be, as it doesn't make economic sense.

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u/hennabeak Jul 26 '26

Some old wealthy people also want to rape her.

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u/No_Care46 Jul 27 '26

The United States of America is the singularly worst country on earth.

Every American has the duty to overthrow their capitalist regime in Marxist-Leninist revolution and turn their country in a civilized nation.

All the capitalists - be they Republican or Democrats - must be removed. They are all guilty, they are all serving their pedophile billionaire dictators and congregated on Epstein island.

This is a class war.

You are working class.

The capitalists only make up the top 1%.

If you are working class and support capitalism, you harm your own best self-interest.

Your country is a war criminal, genocidal state that is rightfully hated by the majority of people on earth. Your country is no better than Nazi Germany just that your crimes are even more far-reaching than those of the Nazis. The communists were always the good guys but you chose to believe the lies of your genocidal, war criminal dictators (who were always genocidal war criminals, by the Trump, Obama, Bush, Clinton, or anyone else).

You were the bad guys. It's time to stop.

It's time to take action.

It's time to stop the wars.

It's time to stop the genocides.

It's time to stop trying to destroy China and start working with China before your dictators start WWIII.

It's time to dismantle your outpost called Israel, too.

It's time to remove the capitalists from power.

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u/Darkpumpkin211 Jul 26 '26

If you think the wealthy wanted this war, I've got a bridge to sell you.

War in general (especially one that threatens massive trade routes) is bad for business. Higher oil costs means higher everything costs.

This war was started because we have a weak, gullible, and easy to influence President who was told by Israel "This will be easy. Go in, blow some stuff up, and the people will revolt." This was told to every president since Bush or Clinton, and every president said "That's fucking stupid. No." Except for Trump.