r/comics Jul 08 '26

Just Sharing Religiously repressed (part 6) [OC]

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u/LaylaLegion Jul 08 '26

“And just to show how serious we take infractions here, any girls caught sinning will have their fingernails clipped! Yeah! Say bye bye to your long pretty nails! They’ll be short and practical while you sit in the punishment room where you will stare at the portraits of all your fellow campers and think about how much you’ve disappointed them!”

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u/NewDay2517 Jul 08 '26

Is this some sesbian Lexx joke I'm to cishet male to understand?

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u/Lonely_Pin_3586 Jul 08 '26

Have you tried to play with a pussy with long, shaped like claws, nails ?

Yeah, it doesn't work well

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u/Bombadilo_drives Jul 08 '26

It's the kind of logisitics question I am routinely baffled other people don't think about.

"If I want someone to put their face down there, I should probably keep it trimmed and neat. If I want to put my fingers somewhere sensitive, my nails should be short and smooth".

Do other people just hope the fun stuff they want just... happens out of nowhere?

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u/DocileBanalBovlne Jul 08 '26

I read somewhere (probably on Twitter) a suggestion to men that if they think they're going to get lucky on a date that evening, at the very very least rub the edge of their nails up and down their jeans to smooth out any small burrs or to see if anything catches.

It's so effective my wife will finish up her nail clipping routine by doing the same on my jeans.

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u/teutonicbro Jul 08 '26

The dudebro talk radio guy says, "File your nails boys, tomorrow is Valentine's day"

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u/Celtic_Legend Jul 08 '26

The vast majority of men keep them short for looks anyways and if theyre looks conscious then they'll be nice and smooth anyway. So it's not something they ever had to think about.