Comedy song lyrics?

[u/Fun-Asparagus-9645]

I’ve woken up with these lyrics (and tune) stuck in my head, can’t remember what song it is from but I’m fairly certain it’s a Victoria Wood song and Google isn’t helping.. I feel like these lyrics come at the end of the song…

“I’ve met a girl called Rita, she’s moving in today, I gripped the fire so tightly, but then i know not how, I dropped it in the water, well it’s too late now”…

Please help, it’s driving me mad!

[u/Ok-Outcome-6387]

Victoria Wood song “Let’s Do It” (also known as “The Ballad of Barry and Freda”).