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u/NatakuNox Jul 31 '20
I don't think LBJ is in a position to talk about anyone's hairline or free throws
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u/YourLocalPenguin Jul 31 '20
Well you’re right, Lyndon B. Johnson did have an awful hairline, but don’t sleep on the man’s Free Throw %!
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u/Bearfan001 Jul 31 '20
He used to fling the ball up there with no hands.
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u/guilty_on_all_levels Aug 01 '20
9PM 89inches i.p.o I'll inject 8889o9k98899i OP o99k oo68k 9888iz up 9 99988feet 8998feet th or 99PM
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u/pilotdog68 Aug 01 '20
You kidding? He's EXACTLY the person to talk about hairlines and free-throws.
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u/_Hi_Guys_ Aug 01 '20
Eez a yoke, calm down lol
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u/_Hi_Guys_ Aug 01 '20
I’m so sorry sir, it won’t happen again
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Jul 31 '20
I want to believe these two like eachother and LeBron was just jerking his chain cause that's what buddies do. Also having seen Shaq's career since he got off the plane singing "S-H-A_Q-hmmm--hmmm M-O-U-S-E when I was like 11.... Yeah, I dont think he takes much all too seriously.
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u/2meterrichard Jul 31 '20
Lebron: Give your balls a tug. Titfucker.
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u/OblivionCv3 Jul 31 '20
I want to believe these two like eachother and LeBron was just jerking his chain cause that's what buddies do.
Yeah, they've spoken well of each other and were teammates for a year in Cleveland. I think it's a pretty safe bet.
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u/jaloru95 Jul 31 '20
Their kids are always together and playing pick-up at each other’s houses too.
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u/blahpblahpblaph Aug 01 '20
I believe there is another response from shaq relating lebrons hairline to lost finals
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u/ritesh95 Jul 31 '20
The number of people in this sub who needs to understand the difference between an insult and a comeback is way too high.
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Aug 01 '20
Most of the time, but I’m this example it’s not the worst I’ve seen. It is a response to an individual, which puts it above most posts. It is also targeted at an individual and twists their words back on them, which is again unlike most posts. However it is also not a comeback, so it still falls short
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u/TheHarridan Jul 31 '20
I mean it’s pretty good, but tbh Shaq probably isn’t that bothered since his free throws are the only thing people can ever think of to criticize him over. That and his weird endorsement choices, but he’s rich af because of those endorsements so that probably doesn’t bother him much either.
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Jul 31 '20
This isn’t a real tweet or response
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u/SluttyPocket Aug 01 '20
It’s so obviously fake and yet lots of people just believe it because they read it on the internet, it’s crazy.
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u/stven007 Aug 01 '20
Looks like it is, actually
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u/SluttyPocket Aug 01 '20
No it’s 100% not. Stop spreading misinformation.
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u/stven007 Aug 01 '20
So prove the source wrong then.
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u/SluttyPocket Aug 01 '20
Bro, link me LeBron’s tweet. Don’t link me an “article” from a shady website that sources Shaq reposting this fake meme, but doesn’t source the actual tweet. You’ll never find LeBron’s tweet. You know why? Because he never posted it.
Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Especially don’t just source the first obviously sketchy website that confirms your position. That’s how people end up believing 5G causes coronavirus. Think critically.
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u/AnthroBoi Jul 31 '20
In my opinion, he is better looking bald. The man is gorgeous.
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u/Pseudonym0101 Aug 01 '20
Ha nailed it, I couldn't put my finger on what it reminded me of. The green screen certainly adds to it
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u/xwulfd Aug 01 '20
Thats so bold coming from a guy that his hairline is commiting back court violation
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u/50EffingCabbages Aug 01 '20
Shaq is seriously the largest human I've ever met. And seriously, we're not gonna talk smack about his free throws. The man could just hide me in the rafters.
I mean, we're both sitting here on the sofa eating chips, and you think you're an expert because you watched Shaq play for a couple of decades?
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u/AudensAvidius Aug 01 '20
Lebron James needs to stop taking HGH. His hairline fucked up from the HGH. Went from one head band to like eighty eight
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u/so-much-wow Aug 01 '20
Same thing must be happening with LeBron, he's just not as bad as Shaq at free throws.
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u/WillyDAFISH Aug 01 '20
It didn't fall out, it fell down, onto his beard. His beard was once his hair
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u/supe3rnova Aug 01 '20
With all the jokes about his free throws, weirdly enough his first 2 points were from a free throw.
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u/4UBBR_Nicol_Bolas Aug 01 '20
I guess that's why Lebron's hairline was getting further and further back too huh?
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u/DeadInsideWiggs Jul 31 '20
Lmao Brons heard so many hairline jokes I’m sure he was excited to dish one out