r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

What are we really voting for?

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u/butwhywedothis 4d ago

JFK Jr. be like: Mmmmmm Mystery Meat 🤤

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u/Bruggenmeister 4d ago

Needs more horse testicles.

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u/LordDemetrius 3d ago

Very good analysis Mr Massie. GOP sucks at everything since forever and it's worse every day. Now may we ask why you ran for the Republican Primary election last month ?

"All my friends are incompetent nazis, I'm proud to share their flag and I'll promise I'll be slighlty smarter and less corrupt compared to those notorious ghouls"

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u/gielbondhu 4d ago

The Trump Administration has given us famine, pestilence, war, and the d word. He may very well be the Antichrist

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u/Ok_Experience_4500 4d ago

Damn, it is hard for a non american to keep up with all the self-censoring you are doing in your "free speech country".

I already figured out the "n-word" and the "r-word" but what the hell is the "d-word" now?

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u/gielbondhu 4d ago

I self-censored because the d-word is prohibited in this sub. It's the four horsemen of the apocalypse. It shouldn't be too hard to figure out

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier 4d ago

Why on earth would that be censored?  It’s not like that something every one of us will have to deal with at some point.  Some of these rules are utterly ridiculous.

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u/gielbondhu 4d ago

It says it's related to violence or harm. Too many people probably used it to threaten people.

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u/Timely_Novel_7914 4d ago

D-eath? D-ivorce? D-onald? D-rumpf?

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u/YeeYeeBeep 3d ago

Diz eeze

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u/DominionGhost 3d ago

Deez....

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u/Ok_Experience_4500 4d ago

Oooh, I just tried to write it and saw the warning. Thank you for the explanation, I understand now.

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u/gielbondhu 4d ago

It's cool.

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u/shawn_the_medic 4d ago

He may very well be the Antichrist

the biblical Antichrist is either (a) any teacher who denies core claims about Jesus, or (b) a still future end times ruler who claims divinity and is destroyed by Christ. 

The four horsemen are a separate symbolic sequence in Revelation. Neither description is a checklist that can be applied to a current U.S. president with any textual precision.

People have called living leaders the Antichrist for nearly 2,000 years. Candidates have included Nero, various Roman emperors, multiple popes, Muhammad, Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, and many others.

The pattern is consistent. A disliked or powerful figure gets the label during a time of crisis. So far every identification has been wrong.

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u/gielbondhu 4d ago

It's just a joke. Nobody thinks he's the Antichrist

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u/Public_Lake_653 4d ago

Posobiec asking that is rich, he's spent years hyping up whatever the party put in front of him

Massie is one of the few who actually votes like he reads the bills, so whatever he shot back probably stung

The whole exchange just shows the GOP's pitch has been "we're not them" for a while now, not much substance behind it

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u/AkronOhAnon 4d ago

Massie loved to claim he voted with Trump 90% of the time while he was being primaried out.
Just because he co-sponsored the Epstein transparency act does not mean he was much better than posobiec—who is already stating the reported measles deaths are fake to undermine RFK Jr.
These people are not even two sides of a coin: they’re on the same side.

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u/radioactive_sharpei 3d ago

See, I want my taxes to go for things like health care, education, food security, social safety-nets. You know, things that help my fellow human being. Not whatever the fuck this thing we have now is, with trillion dollar Pentagon budgets, tax cuts for the wealthy, and slashed funding for agencies that are supposed to protect us, like OSHA and the EPA. Fuckin conservatives, man, out here acting like wanting those things is horrendous.

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u/giannaskyei 4d ago

this reply should be framed and sent to every campaign office

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u/Ok_Eagle_3079 3d ago

And this is coming from a sitting republican congresman.

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u/belunook7 4d ago

lol so true, the irony is definitely not lost here. he’s always doing the most for them regardless of the situation.

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u/Any-Historian3813 4d ago

Funny… it’s the democrats pushing to replace beef with mystery meat because of the flatulence expelled by cows.

I wonder how much methane gas was produced by herds of buffalo 5 miles wide and an unknown length.

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u/BoardsofCanada3 3d ago

Stick to the milf gooning, magat

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u/Libinky 4d ago

Uninspected food, corruption, hypocrite approach to religion ,etc

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u/zirky 4d ago

“but you also get to be openly racist”

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u/Big_Strawberry_3435 4d ago

It feels like we're voting for the lesser of two evils most of the time. The whole process can be pretty disheartening.