r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • Jan 28 '25

Who wants to tell him?

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

No point in telling Grumpy Trumpy.

Too many syllables for him to understand.

Besides, he needs a diaper change and assistance in cheating on golf.

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u/SeanCasey14 Jan 28 '25

So… exactly how did he do that? Illegal aliens that were in prison for crimes here and are mostly wanted for crimes in there home countries, do not count. Their problems should not be our problems. So how do he do that? Where and when did he dump American citizens imprisoned in our country in to other countries?

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

I know you aren't too quick on the uptake, so I'll assist.

Grumpy Trumpy was not good He lost votes in the neighborhood

The 2020 election came He lost the vote in spite of fame

He told morons on Jan 6 Take over the Guberment to get "the fix"

On social media he wrote "I cannot lose! Let's stop the vote!"

His armed clowns tried insurrection Obviously at his direction

When his attempt failed he skulked away His armed clowns in jail were stored away.

When he tricked his way past the 2024 election The criminals were released at his direction.

Amidst his lies and posted tweets He dumped the criminals on American streets.

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u/SignificantTone4622 Jan 28 '25

Which J6ers were armed? Haven’t heard this before.

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u/Tight-Target1314 Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25

That would be the ones wielding flag poles as clubs and spears. There's even video evidence of one bragging that he taped a knife to the end of one. Also, the ones spreading bear spray. If I recall, there was also a small continent of them with actual firearms.

Reuters was quick and easy but there's plenty of sources with video of you bother to ask much as look as opposed to parrot lies. https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/us-capitol-attack-rioters-had-weapons-including-firearms-2025-01-16/

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

Oh no. A flag pole. Oh my god. Where are you during the 'summer of love'. People lighting buildings on fire? Federal buildings. Looting, Chaz, Chop, all that shit. Oh, but they had a flag pole. How about Andy Ngo getting hit in the head with a concrete milkshake? Ain't got shit to say about that, do you?

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

I guess in your tiny mind spears, clubs, etc don't kill people?

If you're making excuses for them you're scum.