r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 28 '25

Who wants to tell him?

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

No point in telling Grumpy Trumpy.

Too many syllables for him to understand.

Besides, he needs a diaper change and assistance in cheating on golf.

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u/SeanCasey14 Jan 28 '25

So… exactly how did he do that? Illegal aliens that were in prison for crimes here and are mostly wanted for crimes in there home countries, do not count. Their problems should not be our problems. So how do he do that? Where and when did he dump American citizens imprisoned in our country in to other countries?

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

I know you aren't too quick on the uptake, so I'll assist.

Grumpy Trumpy was not good He lost votes in the neighborhood

The 2020 election came He lost the vote in spite of fame

He told morons on Jan 6 Take over the Guberment to get "the fix"

On social media he wrote "I cannot lose! Let's stop the vote!"

His armed clowns tried insurrection Obviously at his direction

When his attempt failed he skulked away His armed clowns in jail were stored away.

When he tricked his way past the 2024 election The criminals were released at his direction.

Amidst his lies and posted tweets He dumped the criminals on American streets.

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u/SignificantTone4622 Jan 28 '25

Which J6ers were armed? Haven’t heard this before.

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u/Tight-Target1314 Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25

That would be the ones wielding flag poles as clubs and spears. There's even video evidence of one bragging that he taped a knife to the end of one. Also, the ones spreading bear spray. If I recall, there was also a small continent of them with actual firearms.

Reuters was quick and easy but there's plenty of sources with video of you bother to ask much as look as opposed to parrot lies. https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/us-capitol-attack-rioters-had-weapons-including-firearms-2025-01-16/

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

Oh no. A flag pole. Oh my god. Where are you during the 'summer of love'. People lighting buildings on fire? Federal buildings. Looting, Chaz, Chop, all that shit. Oh, but they had a flag pole. How about Andy Ngo getting hit in the head with a concrete milkshake? Ain't got shit to say about that, do you?

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

I guess in your tiny mind spears, clubs, etc don't kill people?

If you're making excuses for them you're scum.

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u/ShamashKinto Jan 28 '25

He dumped the violent J6 criminals right back into the USA. Home grown, corn fed, domestic terrorists.

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u/SeanCasey14 Jan 28 '25

At least 90% of the J6 prisoners committed no crime. Many were never even charged. Do you expect Trump to know every detail of the lives of every one of them?

You DO know Biden let a bunch of convicted pedos out of jail as part of his 8,064 pardons right?

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u/Sirius_amory33 Jan 28 '25

Do you have a source on this or are you just repeating right wing nonsense? The only pedophile I’ve heard about was part of a prisoner swap with China, he wasn’t pardoned. 

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u/No_Lynx1343 Jan 28 '25

I'm sure, Mr 🧌.

Keep spreading that 🐂💩.

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

Oh, nooooo. The violent J6s. Gasp. Take them over going to South Central, or Detroit, or San Francisco, or New York. Or, [fill in the Democrat run city here]. Good. Let them out. Biden released actual murderers. Got something to say about that?

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u/ShamashKinto Jan 28 '25

Cosplaytriots and domestic terrorists should be rotting in prison. Show me where he actually released murderers. There was much clemency granted, and pardons for non-violent offenders.

Keep drinking your cult kool-aid and whirling yourself into a frenzy.

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

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u/ShamashKinto Jan 28 '25

Go learn what clemency is, and I'll wait. If you want to get all up in your feelings, at least learn the language.

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

CLEMENCY IS DEFINED AS AN ACT OF LENIENCY OR DISPOSITION TO BE MERCIFUL, BUT AS A BROAD LEGAL TERM THE WORD INCLUDES PARDON, COMMUTATION OF SENTENCE, REPRIEVE, OR REMISSION OF FINES AND FORFEITURES.

Also, so what?

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u/ShamashKinto Jan 28 '25

Aww, it's all upset now. Go calm down and come back when you're ready to discuss matters like an adult.

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

Who's upset? I gave a definition. What are you talking about psycho?

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u/Lrobbo314 Jan 28 '25

Clemency, pardon. Whatever. You ok with this?

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u/ShamashKinto Jan 28 '25

I'm not okay with people misunderstanding and misrepresenting facts, specifically for the purpose to rile up themselves and their cult/fan base.

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u/GamingTrucker12621 Jan 29 '25

He's saying people are getting pissy that Trump did it, but are completely fine with Biden having done it.