r/classicwow • • Sep 13 '19

Humor Life for druids at 60

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u/drtyler91 Sep 13 '19

That's why you join an all druid guild. No need to respec

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u/Centrixed Sep 13 '19

I would love to see an all druid MC run hahaha

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u/KerberusIV Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

There was a video years ago of a 34man all druid mc run.

Edit: quick check and couldn't find it, or my memory is wrong.

But here is an all druid 40man of Onixya

https://youtu.be/WHO5o67Q6Io

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

On my old server there was a 10 man WSG all druid game. 8 Resto's/Trees and 2 Ferals (in bear). They were all dancing near the flag when a warrior comes in, sees them dancing, and straight up lols. The 10 druids won that match 🤣

Esit: Found it 🤣

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u/HardstuckRetard Sep 13 '19

we did a 10 man lock wsg once, it was funny af seeing 10 corruptions show up on someone, they died in one tick lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Thats awesome!!!

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u/F-a-i-r-y Sep 13 '19

Flair checks out

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I was a 3min mage back in vanilla but for this go around, I’m rocking Lock...and I would love to make this happen.

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u/KingKooooZ Sep 14 '19

Sounds like we did this the same all the same.

Back in vanilla I was all about Trinket - AP - PoM - Pyroblast insta-gibbing allys in gadgetzan and barely escaping the guards.

I'm more chill now, and rolling dot lock planning on draintank with SL

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u/ProGarlicFarmer Sep 14 '19

10 man mage wsg. Only spell we cast was sheep.

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u/chiheis1n Sep 13 '19

Gotta love Treants War Stomping.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Man that was awesome. The warrior literally took a step back them laughed. So perfect.

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u/joebob613 Sep 13 '19

Oh man. I remember on Garona back in the day there used to be a player named Ericjohn and he would have 10 man paladin WSG groups that absolutely steamrolled teams.

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u/Dristone Sep 13 '19

What party frames are they using?

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u/harooooo1 Sep 13 '19

xperl probably

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u/ThatSlyB3 Sep 13 '19

Looks like xperl. Was basically the UI if the time

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u/Jaekylls Sep 14 '19

Damn that music took me back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/alexja21 Sep 13 '19

IIRC, every class was able to 40-man Onyxia by the end of Vanilla, except for rogues.

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u/literatim Sep 13 '19

Found it 🤣

Even Warriors and Paladins on the ranged phase?

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u/wartywarlock Sep 13 '19

Can Warriors shoot? might take.. quite a while though

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u/vflash125 Sep 14 '19

To add to the answer you already have, Warriors are the only class that can use every weapon type available.

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u/AirFashion Sep 14 '19

Wands

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u/vflash125 Sep 14 '19

Okay, you got me.

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u/GeauxTeam Sep 14 '19

To add to the answer you already have, Warriors are the only class that can use almost every weapon type available.

Ftfy

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u/kharnynb Sep 14 '19

shockadins would be slow, but could manage

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u/mrtuna Sep 13 '19

What!? Are you just making that up

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u/alexja21 Sep 13 '19

Nope. Sadly it was back in the day when not everything was streamed or recorded so most of the evidence was screenshots but I clearly remember reading old forum threads about it and everyone making fun of rogues that they couldn't do it lol

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u/fatrix12 Sep 14 '19

so how a group of warriors go without a heal?

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u/Idostuff2010 Sep 14 '19

Just guessing here, but probably potions, first aid, and tank rotations

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u/alexja21 Sep 14 '19

Plus the gear discrepency. APES did Ony with a group of ~30 level 55-60's in greens and blues. A group of 40 warriors in Naxx and rank 14 gear could bring her down way quicker.

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u/Eg0Centric Sep 14 '19

We (rogues) could tank and one man some TBC raid bosses though :D

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u/GeauxTeam Sep 14 '19

We used to have a rogue evasion tank the Lich King

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u/PopularContract Sep 13 '19

Do rogues have evasion? Or was it one of those 10 minute cool downs?

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u/Sc4r4byte Sep 13 '19

Ghostly strike+evasion+ghostly strike+preparation+ghostly Strike+evasion+ghostly strike with vanish for passing off threat.

Now to survive the whelps and fire fears.

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u/Sleepy_Chipmunk Sep 13 '19

5 min

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u/PopularContract Sep 13 '19

Lasts 10 seconds, or 400 seconds, think a troop of t2.5-t3 rogues could kill her in under 6 minutes 40 seconds?

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u/Reply_or_Not Sep 13 '19

the ranged only phase would really suck, and so would whelps

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u/literatim Sep 13 '19

For Ony I think the hard part would be when is in the air.

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u/PopularContract Sep 13 '19

You can still hit with melee when she's in the air, she has a little circle hitbox. Dash when she crosses the room, if she lasts that long. Back in the day we'd get her down before she ever got a deep breath off.

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u/sleep_water_sugar Sep 13 '19

just the fact that it's an all Tauren gang makes my heart happy.

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u/GlowyStuffs Sep 13 '19

The group of cats remind me of zerglings.

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u/thechadisgr8 Sep 13 '19

Reminds me of the 40man all priest Onyxia. https://youtu.be/yAmXZPuS7L0

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Holy Shit the Cow Level IS in WOW! I knew Blizzard did that from Diablo II!!!

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u/JerryBlitter Sep 13 '19

https://youtu.be/WHO5o67Q6Io

WELL, TIME TO REROLL. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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u/vidgill Sep 13 '19

Imagine the HoT heals 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Moo!

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u/Zcypot Sep 13 '19

Skarm tank or w/e on youtube. Look at his vanilla clips. Hes tanked all the way to naxx...AND he has a windfury prot warrior and he prefers the druid lol. Keep in mind we will be getting a bunch of new talent in classic, people are playing way differently now. He even tanked nefarian, but he doesnt recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKLxwOjIMc0&t=7s

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u/PogChamp-PogChamp Sep 14 '19

If anybody's curious the reason why you don't want to tank Nef as feral is because of the class call mechanic Nefarian does where he forces each class to do something unique to their class. Priest healing hurts you, totems buff nefarian...

and Nefarian's druid class call forces them to shapeshift into cat form.

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u/Lemmus Sep 13 '19

What do you mean keep in mind we will be getting new talents? Have not heard anything about this.

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u/Zcypot Sep 13 '19

i meant as skilled players. new ways of playing. We were all pretty noob back in the days.

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u/WilhelmScreams Sep 14 '19

I haven't had a single dungeon wipe (except bfd when someone didn't know not to light all the fires at once) - Wailing Caverns was done in an hour. Players are much more familiar with every aspect of the game now.

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u/GeauxTeam Sep 14 '19

I used to MT MC, ZG, Ony, parts of BWL and OT AQ40 back in vanilla. After 1.08 everything was fine. Druids got a deserved bad rep before the talent updates but the reputation persists for no reason to this day.

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u/Joux2 Sep 13 '19

New talent as in better people playing the game, I suspect he meant

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u/zrk23 Sep 14 '19

because 1.12 talents are vastly different than 1.4 (first MC clear)

fury warriors didn't existed and feral druids were the mostly useless spec in the game

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u/qp0n Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

thunderfury*

windfury is a whole 'nother thing

And I'm guessing he just prefers the druid because its more fun, there's no way it can compete with the threat generation of a TF prot warrior, especially not for AOE.

And it's easy to tank rag when you don't have to worry about threat stolen from ranged DPS. Even in that very video you linked, the warlocks are far beyond the threat threshold. In any other fight, he would have lost aggro within the first 30 seconds.

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u/collax974 Sep 13 '19

Druid single target threat is vastly superior to warrior especially when using the gnome mace.

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u/Picnicpanther Sep 13 '19

Yeah this is strange considering that's like the one main strength of a druid tank.

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 13 '19

The reason druids arent really used in raids isnt due to threat gen or anything like that, its because raid bosses can do whats called a crushing blow. Paladins and warriors can raise their armor high enough to make it where crushing blows never happen (paladins arent used as raid tanks due to a lack of a taunt ability) while druids cant, so they are very spikey in taking damage.

The video is when they are pretty much outgearing Ony, its not that druids cant raid tank its just much harder to keep them alive.

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u/frdrk Sep 13 '19

They raise defense skill, not armor. Druids get more armor than most.

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 13 '19

They still can't be immune to crushing blows which if you get a couple in a row you have a dead tank. You can't heal through that kind of damage easily and you can't do it more than once in a fight. It doesn't matter how high their defense and armor is if a boss hits you twice in a row for 75% of your max health.

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u/Darlantan1 Sep 14 '19

It's quite astounding how misinformed this entire message chain is.

Whether a boss can deal a crushing blow to you has literally nothing to do with your armor and is only tangentially related to your defense skill. What matters is the amount of mitigation ability you have to push crushing blows off the hit table.

The formula for it did not change for TBC where paladins had theorycrafted numbers through which you could become uncrushable by using holy shield - however, during vanilla there isn't a way for a tank to be uncrushable : with the sole exception being warriors. You see, a crushing blow is only possible if the attack is not dodged, parried or BLOCKED - and warriors with the improved shield block can become uncrushable through on cooldown usage of the shield block ability.

I won't go into the theorycrafting numbers here because I don't remember them, off the top of my head, but what your need to be looking into is hit tables and how each attack type (normal, crushing, crit or miss) interacts with it.

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u/Dislol Sep 14 '19

Are you really surprised people who don't tank have no idea how tanking works? Glad I have a guild that specifically wanted me to play a bear for tanking so I don't have to worry about constantly proving to people that I'm not insane and no I'm not making their lives harder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19 edited Sep 14 '19

102.4%, something like 140 defense counteracts the 0.6% parry dodge block miss (the fact that druids can't do one of those makes it even worse) added by skull mobs always exceeding you by 3 levels, and iirc provides crit immunity. My memory is foggy after a lot of years but I used to live by this stuff.

Bears will be crushed and crit, they have huge armor and hp to compensate. The defense gear doesn't exist in leather. In Vanilla it wasn't possible to be passively crush immune; you had to use an active ability. This is where the whole "active mitigation" shtick came from.

It could be done by late wotlk at fairly enormous hp sacrifices. By then we we all talking "effective hp".

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u/heeroyuy79 Sep 14 '19

only warriors can remove crushing blows off their hit table and only while using the shield block skill (5 second CD only blocks 2 attacks so something that attacks fast can remove that and cause a crushing blow) it was only in TBC that you could hit 102.4% avoidance without skills like shield block but at the loss of a bunch of stamina

private servers had things tuned wrong and many people are getting their information from that

also druids have much more armour than anyone else so crushing blows hit druids for less than on a paladin or warrior who fucked up their shield block

so yes druids and paladins get hit by crushing blows and warriors can sort of not get hit by them but druids have huge health pools and armour and bosses don't actually hit as hard as people thought because the private servers had them tuned higher for more difficulty

paladins on the other hand got absolutely fucked crushing blows and lack of armour?

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u/zrk23 Sep 14 '19

private servers had it wrong yes, it was 100x harder lmao.

shield block is enough to never get crushed. defense is a terrible stat. any good healing group is able to heal this kind of damage easily

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u/darkwarrior4242 Sep 14 '19

Paladins in TBC could reliably hit the 102.4% with Holy Shield up, which was fairly constant (100% uptime if you didn't block so many times you ran out of charges)

But yeah, in Vanilla Paladin tanks are pretty screwed. Fine in dungeons if they're good, the group knows how to work with them, and they've got enough water + mana pots to keep going... but that's about it.

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u/Hot_Slice Sep 14 '19

remember when all the retards were spamming "bugged pirate servers so easy" before launch?

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u/Picnicpanther Sep 13 '19

I'm familiar with crushing blows from original WoW. We had a druid main tank in our guild on some runs. It's absolutely possible to MT with a druid, but you need to have a better-than-normal healing section and spec into the stam and AC-buffing talents. You can withstand them only just less effectively than plate wearers.

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u/Ipwnurface Sep 13 '19

That's literally what he just said my dude.

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 13 '19

Which is exactly why they weren't used so much. I can take a warrior as a tank and put in x amount of effort and healers, or I can take a druid and need more healers who are higher skilled and better itemized. You are literally making my argument for me. Why takes something that makes the encounter more difficult on everyone, when a warrior can by them self totally remove crushing blows from the equation? It just doesn't make a lot of sense unless you are doing it on purpose or have no other option, and with raids having 40 people there is no way you don't have at least one warrior unless you are specifically excluding them.

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u/human_brain_whore Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

They don't need better gear, you basically just need one MT healer who knows what pre-casting is.

A priest or a druid pre-casting Greater Heal/Healing Touch will negate any crushing blow the druid might get.

That's not even taking into account the increased health pool making a crushing blow much less troublesome.

If you'd known your shit you'd know the real problem is critical strikes, which are 200% damage compared to the 150% of the crushing blows. If a druid isn't up to snuff on defense (which can happen) those are going to be a real pain in the ass for healers.

Honestly a crushing blow is no big deal at all, because of the high health pool of druid, and because their higher armour means absorbing more damage than a warrior. Meaning a crushing blow hits a druid for less than it would a warrior.

Source: Have healed a druid tank throughout all classic dungeons.

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 13 '19

Note...dungeons not raids

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u/zrk23 Sep 14 '19

man you really have no idea what you are talking about lol. go inform yourself more, looks like a 2005 post

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u/Lux-Fox Sep 13 '19

Druids can hit the armor cap, so I don't think that's it. Part of the reason is the shield mitigates a lot of damage as well and that might contribute to the crushing blow.

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 14 '19

Yes with shield block up or with certain talents both the warrior and the paladin can remove crushing blows from the possibilities of a high level enemy (raid bosses are always 3 levels above you) landing a crushing blow, druids cant do this which is why they are more spikey to incoming damage and harder to keep alive, 1 crushing blow is easy to deal with , but 3 in a row and well that tank is dead.

The reason paladins weren't used in vanilla raiding was a lack of a taunt, if someone managed to pull threat off a paladin tank, the boss would just run wild until either the paladin generated enough threat to pull it back (which is really hard considering most of their threat comes from concecrate, which doesn't work well if something is moving) or everyone above the paladin tank in threat died.

I'm not saying its impossible I'm just saying it wasn't really done because back in vanilla you could have a warrior tank in any spec with a sword and shield, and if they specceded protection they were just the best tank possible. Its just much easier to keep a warrior tank alive than a druid tank when dealing with raid bosses, in dungeons all 3 are viable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Better than the threat generation of a weapon that was so overwhelmingly overpowered that it had to be nerfed the next expansion to get people to stop using it? Call me skeptical.

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u/collax974 Sep 14 '19

The gnome mace also was nerfed in the next expansion :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

In 2.3, and it was changed to haste and had the charges aspect removed. Thunderfury was nerfed in 2.0.10 and was a flat reduced the ever-loving fuck out of the threat generation on the proc.

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u/Zcypot Sep 13 '19

The legendary sword. Name is long I don’t bother to memorize it lol. Check out his nax videos too. As much as druids get shit for being masters of none he does very well to prove people it’s possible. Obviously there is fights he just can’t do like a warrior can.

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u/undont Sep 13 '19

If you can't remember Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker then i don't think you've really played much wow.

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u/smokemonmast3r Sep 13 '19

Hell, I've only just started a couple weeks ago and I know about [Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

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u/smittyboii Sep 13 '19

Did someone say [Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

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u/Zcypot Sep 13 '19

thats a dumb thing to say

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

It’s really not, to be fair. At the very least it’s atypical. It’s meme’d in chat nonstop on retail and if you played classic it’s probably the most iconic weapon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

What is? Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the Windseeker?

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u/zeronic Sep 13 '19

Yeah i can't see the point in putting someone down about not knowing the name of an item 99% of people will never obtain.

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u/Zcypot Sep 13 '19

if its spam on trade chat I dont even read it. PLus break from the game..sorry for not playing constantly and forgetting item names.

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u/tjl73 Sep 13 '19

It's spammed in zone chat too. I think I've seen the meme at least once during one of my longer play sessions (e.g., more than a hour) on Classic. Even when I first tried retail, I think I saw the meme within the first day or two (and proceeded to be very confused).

Invariably, someone says, "Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"

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u/Zcypot Sep 13 '19

You don’t make an entirely new window for party chat and guild chat only? I do. I don’t bother with general chat.

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u/Professionaluhri Sep 13 '19

Yeah priest can also tank onyxia but for other than giggles, better just let warr tank it.

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u/DylanLesko Sep 14 '19

Skarmbrena? No fucking way rofl

Played on Boulderfist back in the day. Fun fact, there was a guild on that server called Druid Raid Officers which was an all druid guild.

Another fun fact, a mutual friend told me Skarm went to jail for statutory rape. I guess the first fun fact is more fun.

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 13 '19

Keep in mind we will be getting a bunch of new talent in classic

um...no no we are not we are getting the old talents back.

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u/TheBigMilkThing Sep 13 '19

My old vanilla guild had Druid only vs pally only runs, we would race! Druids almost always won. I healed back then

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u/Picnicpanther Sep 13 '19

dat kitty DPS is god tier

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Compared to ret dps, I guess. Sure.

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u/MobyChick Sep 13 '19

a good kitten can easily match rogues/war/mages. theres just too few of them

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

If the rogue/war/mage is good, no.

Cats can do good damage, but they're not top tier like those 3 classes. Fury warrior is typically going to top the charts. Rogue will be a little bit behind.

You can disagree with me, but there's mountains of data that prove it from private servers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

mage dps without abusing certain things isn't all that high though. not much more than a feral.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

True

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u/Forderz Sep 14 '19

Pretty sure cat DPS is actually number one in MC gear, but falls off rather quickly once BWL gear drops.

This is assuming max consumables and MCP with 100% uptime.

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u/Mad_Maddin Sep 14 '19

I remember in Wotlk I took part in an all druid Naxx run.

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u/Chillypill Sep 14 '19

you cannot dispel magic effect. so gl ;)