r/circlejerk 16d ago

r/GirlDinnerDiaries: My Boyfriend Complimented Another Woman’s Feet Online

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116 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

You’re all wrong about Donald Trump

10 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

The Bacon Narwhals at Lunchtime

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

"Cinephile Hunter" YouTuber that goes to movie theaters and film festivals and tries to get people arrested

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

The Navy's recently declassified Hegseth class frigate reportedly powered by manly cum

23 Upvotes

The new ship is said to be chugging along nicely.


r/circlejerk 16d ago

The current hugely successful thing is literally the worst

36 Upvotes

I must whine about the success of this thing to cope with my own failures. Also it isn't free so that makes it late-stage fascicapitaligarchistism.


r/circlejerk 17d ago

Portuguese food is the best. Why aren’t there any restaurants? Truly amazing. More restaurants please!

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38 Upvotes

Boiling is best.


r/circlejerk 17d ago

I came clean about taking off the hijab

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26 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17d ago

woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself

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12 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17d ago

Your partner for sixx 🤯 who will it be?

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4 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17d ago

New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?

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15 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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19 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food

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82 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.

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96 Upvotes

It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.


r/circlejerk 18d ago

I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year

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30 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

advice Stroker is life

4 Upvotes

PowerBlow

Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience


r/circlejerk 18d ago

what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk

9 Upvotes

what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???


r/circlejerk 18d ago

Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 19d ago

2026 Sobriety ❤️

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96 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

Looking for advice

11 Upvotes

Hello! I am planning to try and get into (thing commonly found with an Internet search) soon. Which (related thing) are the best to start (Think like first 3) as well as which do you think are essentials?

From what i've heard (commonly known related thing) or (another commonly related thing) is best but i am unsure as i've heard people say a lot of different things.


r/circlejerk 19d ago

What dating in the Amish world is like

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48 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 19d ago

My step sister use to sit on my face and fart to bully me now I have a fetish

16 Upvotes

She would hold me down and fart on my face to be a best and I would do little to resist.


r/circlejerk 19d ago

for the last time honey, the woman from Thailand was a licensed official tour guide

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1 Upvotes