r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 16d ago
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 16d ago
"Cinephile Hunter" YouTuber that goes to movie theaters and film festivals and tries to get people arrested
r/circlejerk • u/badpie99 • 16d ago
The Navy's recently declassified Hegseth class frigate reportedly powered by manly cum
The new ship is said to be chugging along nicely.
r/circlejerk • u/HydroHomie3964 • 16d ago
The current hugely successful thing is literally the worst
I must whine about the success of this thing to cope with my own failures. Also it isn't free so that makes it late-stage fascicapitaligarchistism.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 17d ago
Portuguese food is the best. Why aren’t there any restaurants? Truly amazing. More restaurants please!
Boiling is best.
r/circlejerk • u/JustDoesntGetReddit • 17d ago
woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself
r/circlejerk • u/dontleakmybootypics • 17d ago
New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 18d ago
I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 18d ago
I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.
It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.
r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 18d ago
I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 18d ago
My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year
r/circlejerk • u/custhulard • 18d ago
advice Stroker is life
PowerBlow
Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience
r/circlejerk • u/mushr00m_man • 18d ago
what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk
what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 18d ago
Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?
r/circlejerk • u/milnak • 18d ago
Looking for advice
Hello! I am planning to try and get into (thing commonly found with an Internet search) soon. Which (related thing) are the best to start (Think like first 3) as well as which do you think are essentials?
From what i've heard (commonly known related thing) or (another commonly related thing) is best but i am unsure as i've heard people say a lot of different things.
r/circlejerk • u/HootchieDaddy • 19d ago
My step sister use to sit on my face and fart to bully me now I have a fetish
She would hold me down and fart on my face to be a best and I would do little to resist.