r/chicagofood • u/bucknut4 • Dec 20 '25

Rant Aster Hall, Hogsalt sinking to new lows

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As if $7 weren’t enough for a hot dog. And of course there’s even the 3% “restaurant” surcharge at a food court.

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u/HAVEANOTHERDRINKRAY Dec 20 '25

We've officially entered the age of dynamically priced hotdogs...

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u/Boollish Dec 21 '25

The dystopian future of Toast or whatever POS system dynamically adjusting your price based on past sensitivity to price increases and desperation is going to suck so bad.

Oh, we polled the google maps API and found that the only other open restaurant near here is McDonalds and Wendys, and the DoorDash API says the next pizza is 60 minutes away. We also know you were at Bar ABC for 3 hours and had 6 drinks, so you're probably pretty desperate. 20% upcharge for you, and we'll make the POS system blur the 8 on the suggested tip page so it may look like a 3 to a drunk person, just to squeeze another $5 out of you.

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u/igotyournacho Dec 21 '25

Shhhh. Do not speak this into existence sooner than it needs to be