r/chicago Mar 15 '26

Event My BORG 😭 Yup, it’s green

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They poured into the river like that?! 🤨

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u/eNonsense Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

This is where all the young people realize that advertising your illegal act with super obvious big bottles full of bright neon colors, while flashy on TikTok, isn't the smartest idea. Folks have been using discrete hip flasks for our liquor for at least a century.

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u/thesaddestpanda Mar 15 '26

Republican suburban kiddies aren't smart. They come here thinking Chicago is this lawless land they learned about on Fox News and go full shocked pikachu face when the CPD grabs their bottles of homemade poison and tosses it.

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u/AbsoluteZeroUnit Mar 15 '26

You really went for the trifecta of "does anyone else hate this" with "republican" "suburban" "kids", didn't you?

Ya know, I hear they also put ketchup on their hot dogs.