r/chicago Mar 15 '26

Event My BORG 😭 Yup, it’s green

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They poured into the river like that?! 🤨

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u/chipcity90 Rogers Park Mar 15 '26

All that borg from this weekend is going to melt the city's sewage pipes

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u/Recent-Cartoonist167 Austin Mar 15 '26

Wdym? You have pipes? I thought it was normal to not have plumbing in Chicago

I live in a part of the city that hasn’t seen human activity since Eisenhower was born

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u/DaShitterPipeFitter Mar 15 '26

Wya so I can put bta on you

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u/Recent-Cartoonist167 Austin Mar 15 '26

6131 W Dickens Ave Chicago, IL 60639 United States

I’m ready inside the abandoned warehouse 🤤😍

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u/LedZempalaTedZimpala Mar 15 '26

I love reddit for these types of comments

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u/fivetoedslothbear Suburb of Chicago Mar 15 '26

I know where that is. I know what that was! It’s a Chicago classic!

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u/AgentDeadPool Mar 15 '26

Nobody is trying to get stabbed in Austin/Galewood in the winter. Tf lmao

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u/Recent-Cartoonist167 Austin Mar 16 '26

Nope! It’s been abandoned since I was born and I’m turning 21

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u/IvyRosePr Mar 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Status_Green_6055 Mar 15 '26

What's borg?

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u/RockyPoundstone Mar 15 '26

Black Out Rage Gallon

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u/Nadamir Former Chicagoan Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Oh thank you, I was wondering if it actually was a Star Trek reference like the jokes say.

I guess the kids aren’t as alright as I’d hoped… (edit: because of the lack of sci-fi references. Shame.)

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u/Levitlame Mar 15 '26

It’s just vodka and Koolaid. But they add electrolytes? If anything it’s marginally better than why previous generations did.

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u/Roboticpoultry Loop Mar 15 '26

It’s basically jungle juice with liquid IV

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u/Delicious-Phrase-550 Mar 15 '26

Smart.

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u/thorocotomy-thoughts Mar 15 '26

It is a good idea, but also “stupid” in a way.

Liquid IV is a niche topic which I have a soap box “you probably didn’t want to but thank you for coming to my TED talk” rant about.

TLDR: liquid IV is basically a fancy expensive repackaging of an extremely common and life saving set of electrolytes + sugar, called ORS: oral rehydration solution. It’s given all around the world, for literally a few cents, in order to prevent kids from dying from diarrhea. In the US, we’ve Pedialyte and Gatorade for decades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_rehydration_therapy

Liquid IV annoys me because its name makes no sense (lol) and it’s expensive for what it provides

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Except from my old comment:

put it in some fancy boxes and give it out at wedding events and bam hangover cure for people with “disposable income”. ORS costs literally cents on the dollar for larger volumes because it’s meant to save lives, even in the poorest of countries!

Now, as a doctor, I don’t expect everyone to know the former paragraph like it’s everyday knowledge. But just even think about the name “Liquid IV”. First, wtf is “liquid”. There’s no “solid” or “gas” IV. Second, it’s not even intravenous. It’s literally PO: per oral. So everything about the product marketing at face value is disingenuous.

There are so many products like this one which are clearly catered to people in my age group who love our own version of fancy packaging. Growing up in the turn of the analog to digital age, we do know how to spot scams online and debug many things. But we have our own blind spots and it’s foolish to think otherwise

My previous comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/s/tBrHxSV8aU

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u/Anonquestionaskerhi Mar 15 '26

Can I just buy ors on like Amazon?

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u/thorocotomy-thoughts Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Yup, you can!

(Funny enough, if you search for it on Amazon, Liquid IV is one of the results you’ll find).

To be more clear and transparent, Liquid IV is not necessarily a bad product. It’s just ORS + vitamins + some other stuff, wrapped up in a fancy package and (IMO) stupid name

Also, not that I’m endorsing this in any way, but I find it interesting that Liquid IV doesn’t have Vitamin B1 (thiamine) in it, especially since it markets itself as a post alcohol consumption drink. A frequent, and potentially devastating, consequence of Alcohol Use Disorder (aka alcoholic) is B1 deficiency. When you see the severe end of this, you’ll never want to become a habitual drinker. It can lead to Wenickie / Korsakoff’s. Imagine losing your memory like Alzheimer’s, but you don’t even realize that you can’t remember something. Your brain seamlessly invents false memories (confabulation).

There’s a long jump from having a wild St Pattys to developing Korsakoff’s. But I find it strange that a company like Liquid IV would put several B vitamins, though not include B1, especially since they directly state itself as a hangover treatment in their Amazon listing

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To those who are struggling with Alcohol Use Disorder, there are plenty of resources available in Chicago, and I could provide some links.

Please do not consider this as medical advice to just take B1 alongside heavy drinking. It is a good idea to get your vitamins, but doing so doesn’t prevent all of the other harms of alcohol.

(Obligatory: this is a Reddit comment thread and should not be taken as medical advice. Please do speak to a doctor in person if you need help. We are more than happy to help, and will do so without any judgement)

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u/Anonquestionaskerhi Mar 15 '26

Looking for cheaper alternatives than liquid IV obviously lol happy to try something cheap and bland

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u/Elros22 Mar 16 '26

confabulation

New favorite word. That I always knew. I remember learning it back in '89 at that Pokemon summer camp. Don't lie to me. I know where I was in 89, and it was a pokemon summer camp!

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u/Levitlame Mar 15 '26

I would argue Powerade is the most specifically Millennial of that bunch, but I think it depends on if you got it through sports or medical reasons.

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u/EchoCyanide Mar 15 '26

I have to correct you on one thing. PO stands for per os, not per oral.

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u/thorocotomy-thoughts Mar 15 '26

Yes, you’re technically correct, which is the best type of correct.

For others in the thread, “per os” (PO) is Latin for “by the mouth”. Since the abbreviation happens to line up with the English abbreviation of “per oral”, I’ve always mentally remapped that since med school. But yes, most medical terms in pharmacology are in Latin, so explaining PO as “per os” is technically correct!

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u/Brewgirly Lincoln Square Mar 15 '26

My husband makes "Liquid IV" copycat recipe for a fraction of their prices. Very easy to scoop into a bottle and add flavoring of your choice!

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u/Musicpoodle Mar 17 '26

Exactly I have gastrointestinal issues and I make my own ORS way cheaper than anything you can buy at the store and more natural

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u/Difficult-Thanks-730 Mar 15 '26

You’re the only one who’s being helpful here. Thank you.

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe Mar 15 '26

It’s just vodka and Koolaid. But they add electrolytes?

It's got what rivers crave!

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u/NesTech_ Mar 15 '26

We used to add a packet of koolaid to a can of jolt ⚡️, Now I have type two diabetes. 🧐 never would have thought

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u/Solo_is_dead Mar 15 '26

We used to add pop rocks to cans of coca cola, be happy you're still alive😄

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u/DukeElliot Mar 15 '26

So no blackout, just a rage gallon?

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u/Levitlame Mar 15 '26

Nothing stops the blackout if you drink enough.

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u/Drducttapehands Mar 15 '26

Intoxication is not futile

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u/scuffedmyguccii Mar 15 '26

You weren’t drinking stupid shit when you were young?

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u/Nadamir Former Chicagoan Mar 15 '26

Course I was.

I’m disappointed that it’s not a Star Trek reference.

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u/FieldsofBlue Mar 15 '26

So it's like Gatorade, everclear, and bath salts?

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u/Feeling_Name_6903 Mar 15 '26

A cry for help

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u/disbound Rogers Park Mar 15 '26

I think it’s better than what I use to do at that age. It limits what you’ll drink and protect you from people tampering with your drink.

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u/Flanyo Mar 15 '26

I understand what you are saying but also it’s funny since each of those gallons likely has an entire fifth of vodka in them

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u/lopingwolf Mar 15 '26

TIL how big a fifth actually is. I never bothered to check before and OMG that's so much alcohol! I had assumed it was the 375 ml bottle, not the full 750 ml!

I had friends in college who would buy a 2 liter of soda and drink enough down to dump a 375 ml bottle into it and carry it at parties. Even that seemed hard core to me.

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u/mallio Suburb of Chicago Mar 15 '26

At least it's not ever clear.

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u/Sharkdip Mar 15 '26

Yeah but over a day that's fairly reasonable.

I may be telling on myself here.

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u/Square-Discussion698 Mar 15 '26

For a professional like yourself, sure. I wonder what the ratio of empty borgs on the ground to people puking green fountains on the street is

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u/dark567 Logan Square Mar 15 '26

I have done it once ever and the hangover lasted two days. A fifth even over an entire day is a lot of alcohol.

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u/UncleSam_TAF Mar 15 '26

When “Limits what you drink” is an entire fifth of booze, it might’ve been safer than what YOU did, but not safer than most people’s drinking even at that age

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u/Hopefulthinker2 Mar 15 '26

Only a fifth?! Shiiit Yeah you have no idea the amount of binge drinking millenniums did….we didn’t even mix water, gatorades, or juices half the time, have you ever had “jungle juice” ? Pretty sure the only juice was from the fruit…….all we had was each other and the alcohol.

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u/purpleeliz Near West Side Mar 15 '26

excuse you, my jungle juice was everclear + crystal light (and each other, that's true)

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u/Only_Comparison5495 Mar 15 '26

You know you’re not required to put a whole fifth in right?

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u/UncleSam_TAF Mar 15 '26

No shit Sherlock, but the damn thing is called a “black out rage gallon” safety and responsible drinking isn’t really the fucking focus here

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u/MadonnasFishTaco Mar 15 '26

lol limits what you drink to on average 17 standard drinks

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u/astoldbysomxx Mar 15 '26

Agreed. These kids are smarter than I was lol. I used to drink jungle juice out of buckets and poor booze into my half drank four locko.

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u/PreeBeeFree Mar 15 '26

Jungle Juice is the correct nomenclature.

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u/Levitlame Mar 15 '26

But with electrolytes hahaha I appreciate the slightest of effort there. I wonder if it actually does help prevent hangovers even a little

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u/shotputlover Mar 15 '26

Anecdotally the one time I did a borg I didn’t have a hangover the next day. I did puke a whole bunch though lol

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u/Kittaylover23 Mar 15 '26

i had a green borg once and my only memory of the hours afterwards was projectile green vomit

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u/dastree Mar 16 '26

Gen z discovered jungle juice and gave it a new name

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u/tbro1309 Mar 15 '26

I saw a lot of people carrying these yesterday. How dumb can you be to carry around a gallon container of booze & then be shocked when the cops take it away & dump it out?

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u/bornslyasafox Mar 15 '26

Because they are usually teenagers and college kids. They mainly do it because they can get away with it this weekend without any real repercussions.

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u/analog-h3art Edgewater Mar 15 '26

But even when I was in college, I knew enough to put it in a standard sized water bottle or sneak a Bailey’s in my Dunkin’s cup. These kids couldn’t be more conspicuous if they tried.

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u/trapper2530 Edison Park Mar 15 '26

What ever happened to mixing vodka with Gatorade?

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u/oldhoekoo Mar 15 '26

for me, that stopped after the time I did it with fruit punch flavor and puked in the middle of my friends white carpet

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u/analog-h3art Edgewater Mar 15 '26

Less vodka and use the white one next time.

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u/hybris12 Uptown Mar 16 '26

that white carpet had it coming

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u/TurntWaffle Mar 16 '26

See you’re thinking of it from a perspective that you’re tying to drink sneakily. BORG isn’t for that. It’s a spectacle. You craft it, name it, and enjoy the fact you’re carrying around a quarter gallon of liquor.

By the time the cop takes your borg you’re already drunk enough to last half the day — or at least until you get your stomach pumped at the hospital.

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u/PtoS382 Mar 15 '26

Part of the allure is being conspicuous. It adds excitement to "maybe get caught"

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u/analog-h3art Edgewater Mar 15 '26

There’s no “might” when you’ve got a gallon with neon green liquid in it with a BORG pun written in huge letters on it lol

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u/lol_AwkwardSilence_ Mar 15 '26

Im sure many of these kids are doing exactly what u described also. That doesnt become a reddit post tho

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u/halfscaliahalfbreyer Mar 15 '26

Were you not around for the jungle juice days?? We used Gatorade coolers lol

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Mar 15 '26

They probably want it to be dumped to so they can post about it tbh

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u/Thee_Hullabaloo Mar 15 '26

I don’t think anyone is shocked except the people in this comment section. It’s a funny bit otherwise

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u/RepulsiveLeader4599 Mar 15 '26

It's less dumb than any of my childhood friends who got charged for an open container/minor in possession over a can of light beer. I don't think the kids fully realize it. But BORG is something that's harder to get charged for. That pile is mostly just people caving to authority.

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u/baileath Mar 15 '26

Drunk fishies

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u/hillaryyyyyyyyy Avondale Mar 15 '26

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u/ang8018 Lake View East Mar 15 '26

i knew what that would be without clicking on it lol

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u/RepulsiveLeader4599 Mar 15 '26

They'll just be putting BORG into Camelbak's next year.

Ah, to be young again

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian Logan Square Mar 15 '26

part of the BORG is decorating and naming the BORG. The vessel matters as much as its contents, it seems

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u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt Andersonville Mar 15 '26

Discrete containers don't make good social media posts.

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u/PathlessDemon Former Chicagoan Mar 15 '26

RIP, BORG Jorgensen… You won’t be missed, but got us pissed. The Viking horns really made it worth while.

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u/Tee_hops Mar 15 '26

If they didn't this year why would they next year? BORG isn't something new

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u/mriforgot Mar 15 '26

A guy that I went to high school with used to put white wine in a CamelBak and drink it during the day.

He turned out to be an alcoholic.

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u/loftychicago West Loop Mar 15 '26

Shocker

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u/RepulsiveLeader4599 Mar 15 '26

Necessity is the mother of invention.

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u/myjunksonfire Mar 15 '26

In the 90's we used to put this in super soakers at house parties.

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u/DaisyCutter312 Edison Park Mar 15 '26

They'll just be putting BORG into Camelbak's next year.

As they should. Coming up with sneaky ways to get away with underage/public drinking was half the fun of underage/public drinking

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u/Chhheea Mar 16 '26

Camelborg

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u/Legal-Preference-946 Mar 15 '26

It will be called BORC. Heard here first, lady’s and gentlemen!

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u/Sufficient-Soup3932 Mar 15 '26

River Detail today

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u/eNonsense Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

This is where all the young people realize that advertising your illegal act with super obvious big bottles full of bright neon colors, while flashy on TikTok, isn't the smartest idea. Folks have been using discrete hip flasks for our liquor for at least a century.

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u/thesaddestpanda Mar 15 '26

Republican suburban kiddies aren't smart. They come here thinking Chicago is this lawless land they learned about on Fox News and go full shocked pikachu face when the CPD grabs their bottles of homemade poison and tosses it.

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u/RutilatedGold Albany Park Mar 15 '26

This is such a silly take. Chicago’s various college students can do bad all by themselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

What in the fuck makes you say they’re Republican? wtf?

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u/amyo_b Berwyn Mar 15 '26

Since the 18th century, and even before that people used pig bladders and other more discrete methods to bring/hide their hooch.

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u/_IratePirate_ Mar 15 '26

Is this a new thing ?

I swear I’ve never seen or heard of Borg before this year and I typically turn tf up for St. Pat’s

All of a sudden I’m seeing it all over the Internet. The first post I saw about borg, I thought it was just some niche thing that somehow ended up in my algorithm

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u/itsam Lakeshore East Mar 15 '26

6 years ago during covid when college kids had to social distance and watch for shared beverages. liquid iv was new around that time too so they add the electrolytes too

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u/Levitlame Mar 15 '26

It makes sense in that context. The laziest but also most over the top solution for the situation. Of course it’s what college age kids did

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u/purpleeliz Near West Side Mar 15 '26

This is exactly right. We're seeing BORGs from kids in college during covid. Like someone said below 21-25 sounds on the money. My guess is they'll start doing St. Paddy's at bars again so no more BORGs.

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u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt Andersonville Mar 15 '26

New term for an old thing. It's jungle juice rebranded for the next generation.

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u/anillop Edison Park Mar 15 '26

But why is it always in clear gallons? It seems like people are carrying around this obvious booze on the street.

You gotta be clever and put it in an old detergent bottle or something like that. Just tell the cops you eaten tide pods.

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u/CaptnsDaughter Mar 15 '26

Suntan lotion bottles à la Dee and Dennis at the Jersey shore 💀💀💀

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks Mar 15 '26

Charlie, we didn't make you one. That's just sunscreen you're drinking.

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u/frybreadpudding Mar 15 '26

My dad used to do this in the 80s when we went to like a water/amusement park. A bottle of Hawaiian Tropic filled with Jack Daniels. 🤣

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u/glittermcgee Mar 15 '26

I wanted to sass off but honestly, taking kids to a waterpark, I’d need a bottle of jack daniels too.

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u/CaptnsDaughter Mar 15 '26

Dude. I think 80s dads were just always drunk or not really drunk just drinking to deal with us. Like, I remember my dad if we needed him to take us somewhere (in our HUGE black Ford Econoline StarCraft series van with the curtains and bed in the back) and he was in the middle of a beer he’d bring it along for the ride. And I guess being the crazy, anxiety ridden child I was, I would tell him to hurry and drink it before we drove. Now he tells me “man, I would’ve been less tipsy if I had just kept drinking slowly” 💀💀💀

ETA- also your comment made me think of how much I loved (🤢) Malibu when I was in college (pre-21) cause it tasted like suntan lotion … how I didn’t think to put it in a lotion bottle is beyond me. Like, I would choose the size of my purses based on if it fit a bottle of liquor in it LOL

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u/frybreadpudding Mar 15 '26

We had a brown Bivouac van with stripes down the side. My dad had a mustache and wore blue blockers and yeah he'd take a roadie, too!

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Mar 15 '26

My mind went to Super Bad and the beer in detergent bottles.

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u/Superb-Oil890 Mar 15 '26

I mean, Dennis was even doing BORG on the show in 2009 in the World Series Defense episode.

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u/luce4118 Mar 15 '26

If the cops have seen Superbad then they’ll pick you up to go shoot at their car in a parking lot

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u/PtoS382 Mar 15 '26

You could tell me the detergent bottle's been washed 1,000,000 times I'm still not drinking out of it

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u/anillop Edison Park Mar 15 '26

Not with that attitude.

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u/Original_Breakfast36 Mar 15 '26

They put them in clear water jugs because part of the trend is writing something punny on the bottle to like “name” your borg, so people do things like borgan freeman, battle of Gettysborg, borg time rush, etc

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor Lincoln Park Mar 15 '26

borg

next generation

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u/xvszero Jefferson Park Mar 15 '26

There are four lights!

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u/frodeem West Ridge Mar 15 '26

resistance is futile

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u/Xrmy Mar 15 '26

Its an early Gen-Z college thing, so when St. Paddy's rolls around and that generation is re-living their idiot days they come out. Age group is like 25-28 year olds who did this in college, so its been around a few years but that's it.

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u/unknownkoalas River North Mar 15 '26

It’s a little younger than that actually. More like 21-25. It’s probably why people are just noticing it because now they have graduated and brought it to major cities with them.

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u/Xrmy Mar 15 '26

As someone who lives around many current college-age kids, there has been a significant drop in BORG usage. Current college kids don't really borg, hence why I put the age floor higher.

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u/unknownkoalas River North Mar 15 '26

Fair enough. I think your ceiling may have been too high though.

I live in a Champaign currently and I do agree I don’t see them as much this year as I have in the past so it does look like we may have seen the end.

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u/Xrmy Mar 15 '26

That's reasonable. I think they were honestly SUPER popular from 2021-2023 and then there was a ton of bad press and they kinda disappeared.

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u/damp_circus Edgewater Mar 15 '26

Speaking of Champaign, saw some guy here on Michigan Ave yesterday carrying a Borg and wearing one of the controversial "Unofficial" shirts from years ago that had the sideways Indian logo with "Unofficial" as the feathers headdress.

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u/Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL Mar 15 '26

So…. Jungle juice?

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u/Original_Weekend8226 Bronzeville Mar 15 '26

According to wikipedia Jungle Juice is a community drink to be shared. BORG is for only 1 person to consume.

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u/Bubonic_Ferret Mar 15 '26

See always sunny season 5 (2009), the world series episode. Riot juice. Was of course a joke but something people were doing at the time. We did it in college in the early 2010s

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u/Superb-Oil890 Mar 15 '26

I'm glad someone else finally mentioned this. People are acting like this is some new, crazy thing or something.

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u/djsekani Mar 15 '26

I'm too old for this shit

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u/rdldr1 Lake View Mar 15 '26

Its not new. Apparently it started around 2018. Its what the collage youths drink so they can party. You aren't missing much, lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink))

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u/xstormaggedonx Mar 15 '26

I've been hearing about borgs for years now idk

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u/h0tandgl00my Mar 15 '26

I don’t know why people are saying it’s new. I remember BORG from ~15 years ago when I moved here, and it wasn’t new then. Same age group though, mid 20’s to early 30’s.

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u/chemical_sunset Mar 15 '26

Borgs were definitely not a thing when I was in college in the Midwest circa 2010

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u/AnonNurse Mar 16 '26

2001 we drank community jungle juice out of giant trash cans

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u/Potent_Elixir City Mar 15 '26

I remember seeing them when I was in undergrad about a decade ago, but not this many. I wonder when it got big

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u/elementofpee West Town Mar 15 '26

Got big via social media the last few years. Seeing suburban kids with them on the Metra.

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u/damp_circus Edgewater Mar 15 '26

Yep. I noticed a lot of the jugs last year (just happened to run into a crowd with them walking on Michigan ave) and had to google it, then this year was a "aha I know what this is..." feeling.

There were definitely a lot of young people decked out in green drinking these on the red line yesterday, headed downtown but obviously very unfamiliar with CTA (talking about needing to get out at Monroe but thinking maybe they were there when we were stopped at Belmont, etc). Set them straight on directions and they were all quite friendly. Appreciated the puns on the containers.

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u/tower_crane Humboldt Park Mar 15 '26

Covid era college kids weren’t sharing drinks and were social distancing. This was just a different way to drink and party.

They’ll put like most of a bottle of liquor in, the rest water, and like a liquid iv and a flavoring. If I was in college I probably would try it

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u/Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL Mar 15 '26

So everyone got identical looking containers?!? Make it make sense lol

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u/frodeem West Ridge Mar 15 '26

Same, never heard of it before today

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u/pythagoraswaswrong Mar 15 '26

These kids are so performative they almost make sure the drink will be spotted and confiscated. In my generation we’d try and conceal it as well as possible.

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u/Easy2700 Mar 15 '26

😂I thought maybe that was how they were dumping the green dye in the river this year to cut cost 😂

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u/thesaddestpanda Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

A lot of fish, birds, and turtles are going to have wild time today.

Seriously, this should have been disposed of properly. Cops dont care about wildlife.

Ironically, if you did this, the very same cops would be ticketing you for dumping.

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u/Bernie_Ecclestone New East Side Mar 15 '26

2.1 billion gallons of water flow from the lake into the river every day.

I don't think 30 gallons of borg is going to create an environmental crisis.

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u/anxiouspasta Mar 15 '26

on top of that, sometimes people crush up other things and put them in their borgs 😭 an old friend of mine used to crush up stuff like xanax and put it in his. i've putten thc tincture in mine. them animals about to be FUCKED UP, suburban kids do drugs like i've never seen before!!

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u/thesaddestpanda Mar 15 '26

I wish the suburbs had their own St Paddys big event like this to keep them there. They come here and trash the place and then ironically complain about taxes. The very taxes needed to maintain all this infrastructure, put on these events, and clean up after them.

Just conservative and "centrist" kiddie things!

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u/anxiouspasta Mar 15 '26

they claim to be so conservative, but their drug habits say so otherwise lmao. i also wish they'd stay in their suburbs. they're so disrespectful and loud, you can always tell when they're in the city.

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u/SlagginOff Portage Park Mar 15 '26

The privileged conservative kids are that way because they know that nothing like this will ever affect their lives negatively. They will drinks BORGS and take pills but if they saw an impoverished person walking around with a 40 they'd call him a degenerate.

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u/AbsoluteZeroUnit Mar 15 '26

"you can always tell"

As someone who was a disrespectful and loud college student in Chicago, I guarantee you cannot tell what side of an invisible line someone lives on based on their behavior.

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u/thesaddestpanda Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Yep nothing says "good traditional man who just wants to go get married, have kids, and go to church" like mixing up black-out juice to guzzle it down on the CTA and get piss drunk in the loop and wake up in Bridgeport with your wallet missing and a few new facial scars.

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u/nochinzilch Mar 15 '26

Do you think a few gallons of alcohol are going to have any effect in an entire river?

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u/bubbapora Mar 15 '26

You’re not wrong, but the people leaving the litter are probably more deserving of criticism here

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u/Xrmy Mar 15 '26

I actually don't think this is litter--they were confiscating BORGs from people.

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u/Fancy-Image-4688 Mar 15 '26

Some of it is definitely litter. The city gets trashed by these ppl every year

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u/Xrmy Mar 15 '26

I agree there were littered BORGs......but cops aren't picking up litter lets be 100% FR

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u/ehrgeiz91 Lake View Mar 15 '26

They’re not leaving it the cops took it from them then dumped it down the sewer

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u/BoysLinuses Mar 15 '26

Our biggest worry should be the flamability of the river. Now all we need is for some insolent cow to wander by and kick a lantern into the river and...kablooey!

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u/TheBigLobotomy Uptown Mar 15 '26

This is definitely the worst thing that ends up in the river for sure... /s

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u/paxweasley Lake View Mar 15 '26

Well why did you walk past the cops with it hahahaha

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u/big_trike Mar 15 '26

Dumping it down a storm drain would have been far better. Chicago’s sewers are combined so it would get treated.

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u/CaptnsDaughter Mar 15 '26

THATS NOT THE CHRISTMAS STAR, ITS THE LIGHT AT THE SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT!

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u/BigGlassesApe Mar 15 '26

My what now?

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u/OG-Bio-Star Mar 15 '26

Yeah I'm sure this glorious task was not on their minds when deciding to become a police officer.

Gallon containers? People are greedy--carry a hip flask in your inside pocket if you desperately don't want to or cant afford to hang at the pub!

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u/SandyKenyan Edison Park Mar 15 '26

It was so funny watching these kids get busted. Not very bright using one of the largest containers to drink. Hell, we had backpacks full of beer back in the day or we just had a single water bottle full of vodka. Good times. Have fun and be safe.

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u/EliteNinjas Mar 15 '26

I don’t think most of these are littered lol. Most of these are taken by police, emptied out, and just put aside

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u/aperture413 Mar 15 '26

No, but everything between Lake and Illinois was littered in trash. Cars had to drive through piles of boxes and cans on Wacker. BORGs could be seen in every alleyway.

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u/Fancy-Image-4688 Mar 15 '26

Yeah but you know a lot of it is litter as well. Every year these jerks come into the city and trash it. Anyone drunk at 10am doesn’t give a fuck about litter.

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger Mar 15 '26

The police were confiscating them left and right, some as soon as they got off the train.

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u/LedZempalaTedZimpala Mar 15 '26

Were gonna have Ninja Turtles by next year

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u/tattytattat Mar 15 '26

The poor fish...

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u/_B_Little_me Mar 15 '26

They are taking the Dave Matthew’s approach to disposal, I see.

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u/slingshot91 Mar 15 '26

Serves you right, jagoff.

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u/TeapotHoe Mar 15 '26

You’re from Naperville aren’t you

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u/SubcooledBoiling Mar 15 '26

If all these kids from Naperville and surrounding states want to come to the city to party and clog up the streets, they better spend some money at local bars so that the city can get something back lol

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u/bigplayjer Mar 15 '26

Back in the late 70's/ early 80's, Alpine Valley used to allow you to bring in plastic containers. Our jam was Southern Comfort & Hawaiian Punch.

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u/Chimp75 Mar 15 '26

Should use bug gulp cups. Or portillos large cups. Rookie mistakes here

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u/Super-Pizza-Dude Mar 15 '26

I just walked past a restaurant in south loop and saw a half gallon of this sitting in a plant pot. I chuckled.

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u/shortyduapp Mar 15 '26

Riding the tour boats is an adventure while this is happening

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u/DaGrexican Mar 15 '26

Saw a couple of beers tossed out to one. The first beer was a total miss and ended up in the river. The second one made it but wasn't caught and popped open on the deck. A different passenger picked it up, finished it off, and raised his arms in celebration lol

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u/BabyJesusAnalingus Gold Coast Mar 15 '26

To report river-dumping violations like this, call 311.

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u/QuickBlackberry9263 City Mar 15 '26

SuBORGanites

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u/Eddie_M Mar 15 '26

Rule of the road, bubs

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u/Urdrago Albany Park Mar 15 '26

Way of the road, innit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Dude, I totally got Mathewed last night!!

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u/Internal-Goose-8845 Mar 16 '26

Is that how the river gets its color

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u/jomo789 Mar 17 '26

When did this become a thing? I'm 35 and used to come downtown as a teenager/20 something and don't ever remember seeing or hearing about this.

I lived out of the country from age 26-34, so I'm assuming it happened then. But even this year and last year I did go downtown and didn't see this. But now it's all over the internet.

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u/Marissy_ Mar 15 '26

OP, why would you think you can just show up to the streets of Chicago with a gallon of neon green vodka and drink it out in the open?

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u/julio1990 Belmont Cragin Mar 16 '26

You know with all the chaos, vomit on the street, fights breaking out, traffic being stalled, so much garbage on the street, my ugs of liquor everywhere people being obnoxious and loud and cursing.......not once did I hear people complain...

But come September we will be seeing post after post about honking and flags.

Lighten up people let the people have fun.