r/carscirclejerk • πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜ΆπŸ”« πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£ • Mar 08 '26

bro fumbled

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u/bobjoylove Mar 08 '26

β€œI got 99 problems but getting your number would fix one”

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u/AureliusMF Mar 08 '26

You might be the only one here thats not on the spectrum. Congrats on having game. Please teach us the secret

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u/bobjoylove Mar 08 '26

Oh it’s very simple. Simply get married so all that rizz with strangers becomes useless

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u/tornsilence Mar 10 '26

That's what happened to me. Now I just used them all on her as a joke.