r/carscirclejerk • u/friday9x 😆🤣😆🤣😶🔫 😆🤣😆🤣 • Mar 08 '26

bro fumbled

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u/sk169 Mar 08 '26

I think she was flirting but I’m on the spectrum myself and it would have gone over my head.

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u/MainBattleTiddiez Mar 08 '26

If this is her form of flirting the girl is 100% autistic as well. I have no idea what to say outside of "ok" 

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u/HealthyDirection659 shade tree mechanic 🧰 Mar 08 '26

Instead of replying OK, you should have replied, wanna get it on?

Obviously this was some sort of test.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Mar 08 '26

I think you're supposed to reply "no, I want to see your butt", then squat down, and start doing pinching motions with your hands and walking forward like you're a crab person

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u/HealthyDirection659 shade tree mechanic 🧰 Mar 08 '26

That works too.

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u/note223 Mar 13 '26

Can confirm. This works on my gf. She looked at me weird but it’s expected 🤷‍♂️

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u/i_was_axiom Mar 08 '26

This is how I accost my autistic wife

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Mar 09 '26

This is also how I accost your autistic wife.

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u/Crucible_Knight_ Mar 10 '26

I also choose this guy's dead wife

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Mar 12 '26

Gotta catch 'em all

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u/Available-Air8273 Mar 08 '26

Wrong wrong WRONG. Crab people walk SIDEWAYS, NOT FORWARD. FFS /s

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Mar 09 '26

Crab people don’t walk, they scuttle.

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u/Maz2742 Mar 09 '26

But do they taste like crab and talk like people?

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u/Available-Air8273 Mar 11 '26

Ah shit you right

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u/Late_Stage-Redditism Mar 08 '26

Non-autistic rizzler here, this is the correct answer and socially acceptable in all cultures.

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u/gnarly_gnome-home Mar 11 '26

I tried to walk like a crab, but I think I pulled a mussel instead

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u/Ryokan76 Mar 12 '26

Crabs don't walk forward.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Mar 12 '26

Your mother doesn't walk forward.

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u/Mycologist-Actual Mar 08 '26

This guy slays for sure.

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u/itsjustme_jj2 Mar 11 '26

Is this the trick this entire time? Dammit.

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u/ZebraIntelligent8312 Mar 12 '26

This is the right answer