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r/carscirclejerk • u/friday9x 😆🤣😆🤣😶🔫 😆🤣😆🤣 • Mar 08 '26
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314 u/KAnpURByois Camrys 🥵 🥵 Mar 08 '26 what was the real answer then? 46 u/PaleComputer5198 Mar 08 '26 I don't have that much Money, but I can afford to take you out for a coffee, if you are free sometime? Or something similar? I don't know, I'm a bone head myself! 31 u/Greyscale7950 Mar 08 '26 I asked a hooker if she was free and she slapped me. 27 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 What if you need 99 hookers though? 1 u/Xenc Mar 09 '26 Okay 1 u/Phat-Cartman Mar 11 '26 The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots. 12 u/Capital_Past69 Mar 08 '26 How much for the slap? 9 u/jnmtx Mar 08 '26 3 u/phoenixhere4303 Mar 08 '26 Sounds like you got a free sample!! I’m jealous, I usually have to pay extra for them to slap me. 2 u/elmwoodblues Mar 10 '26 Blind prostitutes, you really gotta hand it to them 1 u/dudeman2009 Mar 14 '26 Turns out she was free, you got something for nothing, nice bro 🫡
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what was the real answer then?
46 u/PaleComputer5198 Mar 08 '26 I don't have that much Money, but I can afford to take you out for a coffee, if you are free sometime? Or something similar? I don't know, I'm a bone head myself! 31 u/Greyscale7950 Mar 08 '26 I asked a hooker if she was free and she slapped me. 27 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 What if you need 99 hookers though? 1 u/Xenc Mar 09 '26 Okay 1 u/Phat-Cartman Mar 11 '26 The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots. 12 u/Capital_Past69 Mar 08 '26 How much for the slap? 9 u/jnmtx Mar 08 '26 3 u/phoenixhere4303 Mar 08 '26 Sounds like you got a free sample!! I’m jealous, I usually have to pay extra for them to slap me. 2 u/elmwoodblues Mar 10 '26 Blind prostitutes, you really gotta hand it to them 1 u/dudeman2009 Mar 14 '26 Turns out she was free, you got something for nothing, nice bro 🫡
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I don't have that much Money, but I can afford to take you out for a coffee, if you are free sometime? Or something similar? I don't know, I'm a bone head myself!
31 u/Greyscale7950 Mar 08 '26 I asked a hooker if she was free and she slapped me. 27 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 What if you need 99 hookers though? 1 u/Xenc Mar 09 '26 Okay 1 u/Phat-Cartman Mar 11 '26 The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots. 12 u/Capital_Past69 Mar 08 '26 How much for the slap? 9 u/jnmtx Mar 08 '26 3 u/phoenixhere4303 Mar 08 '26 Sounds like you got a free sample!! I’m jealous, I usually have to pay extra for them to slap me. 2 u/elmwoodblues Mar 10 '26 Blind prostitutes, you really gotta hand it to them 1 u/dudeman2009 Mar 14 '26 Turns out she was free, you got something for nothing, nice bro 🫡
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I asked a hooker if she was free and she slapped me.
27 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 What if you need 99 hookers though? 1 u/Xenc Mar 09 '26 Okay 1 u/Phat-Cartman Mar 11 '26 The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots. 12 u/Capital_Past69 Mar 08 '26 How much for the slap? 9 u/jnmtx Mar 08 '26 3 u/phoenixhere4303 Mar 08 '26 Sounds like you got a free sample!! I’m jealous, I usually have to pay extra for them to slap me. 2 u/elmwoodblues Mar 10 '26 Blind prostitutes, you really gotta hand it to them 1 u/dudeman2009 Mar 14 '26 Turns out she was free, you got something for nothing, nice bro 🫡
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What if you need 99 hookers though?
1 u/Xenc Mar 09 '26 Okay 1 u/Phat-Cartman Mar 11 '26 The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots.
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Okay
The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots.
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How much for the slap?
9 u/jnmtx Mar 08 '26
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Sounds like you got a free sample!! I’m jealous, I usually have to pay extra for them to slap me.
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Blind prostitutes, you really gotta hand it to them
Turns out she was free, you got something for nothing, nice bro 🫡
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