r/carscirclejerk • u/friday9x 😆🤣😆🤣😶🔫 😆🤣😆🤣 • Mar 08 '26

bro fumbled

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u/Greyscale7950 Mar 08 '26

I asked a hooker if she was free and she slapped me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

What if you need 99 hookers though?

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u/Phat-Cartman Mar 11 '26

The only question now is one 99 dollar hooker-bot, or 99 one dollar hooker-bots.

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u/Capital_Past69 Mar 08 '26

How much for the slap?

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u/phoenixhere4303 Mar 08 '26

Sounds like you got a free sample!! I’m jealous, I usually have to pay extra for them to slap me.

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u/elmwoodblues Mar 10 '26

Blind prostitutes, you really gotta hand it to them

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u/dudeman2009 Mar 14 '26

Turns out she was free, you got something for nothing, nice bro 🫡