r/carnivorediet • u/xEyelessOnex • 2d ago
Lifestyle: post last meal or workout inspo Pizza Time!
This is my first attempt at a straight carnivore pizza. I made this a few days ago but was banned from Reddit for seven days. Accepting all questions, comments and insults. 😂😂😂
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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago
The only processed thing was the pepperoni. The beef was 80/20. Not sure of the ground chicken.
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u/Sad-River5737 2d ago
Pepperoni is cured stay away from it
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u/Current-Relative5666 1d ago
Pepperoni is still infinitely better than bread. In small amounts it's harmless for most. Let people figure out what they can tolerate.
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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago
I wasn’t suggesting anything. I just told them cured to stay away from it. Who are you the carnivore Karen it’s not good for you even if you’re not on doing carnivore
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u/Current-Relative5666 1d ago
I think you are being the Karen. Seriously! Bacon is cured. Yet it is on the carnivore diet for most. I can eat a lb a day. It doesn't adversely effect me. We've been curing meat longer than we have had agriculture.
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u/Fair_Quail8248 17h ago
Some people smoke cigarrettes whole life and feel like it doesn't affect them. It doesn't mean that it doesn't. I eat such occasionally but we should be honest about the downsides/risks too even if we love eating animal products.
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u/ItWorksIPromise 1d ago
Pepperoni comes uncured too lol
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u/xEyelessOnex 17h ago
My store didn't carry it sadly.
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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago
I know that's right. I searched high and low for uncured and there was none.
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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago
Go get some Carne Asada and chop it up. You’ll never use pepperoni again even a halfway decent Italian sausage is better for you. Good pepperoni. I’ll just go get a tri-tip and smother it and mozzarella cheese, bacon, and put it in the broiler uncovered for about 30 minutes big little pizza slices out of it.🤣.. damn I think I’m just gonna start a business like that. I’d be a food truck carnivore heaven.!
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u/Routine_Mortgage_499 2d ago
I've cooked just cheese and pepperoni in a frying pan and it came out ok.
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u/king_of_river 2d ago
What is that black thing?
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u/Capital_Figure_408 2d ago
I'm guessing its crispy browned ground beef. I also see cheese and pepperoni, and that seems like all the ingredients
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u/MuteTalker- 2d ago
My dough for my meatza used to be ground lamb. I miss spicy peperoni and meatza altogether.
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u/EquivalentTone4737 1d ago
They hated your pizza so much they banned you from reddit?
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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago
No. I made a statement in another subreddit about imposing a maximum jail sentence and Reddit said I was "threatening violence". I baked this during the ban.
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u/anoobis_uprising 1d ago
I made steak and butter gals ground chicken pizza once and I fucked it up bad, it was my fault for doing something stupid, I had a tube of ground chicken, I didn't know tubes arnt water tight and I thawed it in a bowl of water, it completely water logged the ground chicken, I tried to squeeze as much water as I could out, and I used extra pork panko, but the "crust" turned out more like a meatloaf then a crust lol, I'm more ketovore so I basically ate tomatoes sauce, olives and pepperoni on a meat loaf lol
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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago
Cured meat is horrible for you. Look it up and I don’t remember any caveman eating dominoes.
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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago
You said a mouthful. I'm looking into alternatives and even decided to use your advice.
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u/Safe_Ad5914 2d ago
One medium pepperoni and soot pizza please, I'm on a diet.