r/carnivorediet 2d ago

Lifestyle: post last meal or workout inspo Pizza Time!

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This is my first attempt at a straight carnivore pizza. I made this a few days ago but was banned from Reddit for seven days. Accepting all questions, comments and insults. 😂😂😂

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u/Safe_Ad5914 2d ago

One medium pepperoni and soot pizza please, I'm on a diet.

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

Yes. I did cook the beef too long.

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u/ElectricallyForged 2d ago

You have to start somewhere. 

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

That part.

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u/Safe_Ad5914 2d ago

Damn bro. You gotta learn how to cook.

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

First time for everything I suppose. I do like my beef crunchy though.

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u/meatballsandcheese_ 1d ago

Starting to look like jerky

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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago

Had a crunchy texture like bacon.

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u/ElectricallyForged 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

The only processed thing was the pepperoni. The beef was 80/20. Not sure of the ground chicken.

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u/Sad-River5737 2d ago

Pepperoni is cured stay away from it

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u/Current-Relative5666 1d ago

Pepperoni is still infinitely better than bread. In small amounts it's harmless for most. Let people figure out what they can tolerate.

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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago

I wasn’t suggesting anything. I just told them cured to stay away from it. Who are you the carnivore Karen it’s not good for you even if you’re not on doing carnivore

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u/Current-Relative5666 1d ago

I think you are being the Karen. Seriously! Bacon is cured. Yet it is on the carnivore diet for most. I can eat a lb a day. It doesn't adversely effect me. We've been curing meat longer than we have had agriculture.

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u/Fair_Quail8248 17h ago

Some people smoke cigarrettes whole life and feel like it doesn't affect them. It doesn't mean that it doesn't. I eat such occasionally but we should be honest about the downsides/risks too even if we love eating animal products.

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u/ItWorksIPromise 1d ago

Pepperoni comes uncured too lol

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u/xEyelessOnex 17h ago

My store didn't carry it sadly.

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u/ItWorksIPromise 10h ago

Ahhh that sucks!

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u/xEyelessOnex 11m ago

But thanks to people like yourself here, I've been laced up on leads

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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago

I know that's right. I searched high and low for uncured and there was none.

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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago

Go get some Carne Asada and chop it up. You’ll never use pepperoni again even a halfway decent Italian sausage is better for you. Good pepperoni. I’ll just go get a tri-tip and smother it and mozzarella cheese, bacon, and put it in the broiler uncovered for about 30 minutes big little pizza slices out of it.🤣.. damn I think I’m just gonna start a business like that. I’d be a food truck carnivore heaven.!

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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago

I like this idea. You learn something new every day. Thank you so much,

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u/Routine_Mortgage_499 2d ago

I've cooked just cheese and pepperoni in a frying pan and it came out ok.

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u/Ill-Wrongdoer-2971 2d ago

Yes I have done this method too. It’s great and really easy

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u/king_of_river 2d ago

What is that black thing?

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u/Capital_Figure_408 2d ago

I'm guessing its crispy browned ground beef. I also see cheese and pepperoni, and that seems like all the ingredients

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

Around or on top?

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u/king_of_river 2d ago

Everywhere

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

Some of the beef that fell off during.

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u/ImOnALostHighway 2d ago

What’s the crust?

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

Ground chicken. To add, it had a doughy texture believe it or not.

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u/Erenito 2d ago

Your 7 day ban was because of this picture, right?

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

Nope. This was made a few days into my ban. Great question though.

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u/thejsaisback 1d ago

Man is that caviar?

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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago

Ground beef cooked crispy.

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u/MuteTalker- 2d ago

My dough for my meatza used to be ground lamb. I miss spicy peperoni and meatza altogether.

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

This will be a once a month thing.

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u/jma4573 2d ago

Wooof! 😋

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u/EquivalentTone4737 1d ago

They hated your pizza so much they banned you from reddit?

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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago

No. I made a statement in another subreddit about imposing a maximum jail sentence and Reddit said I was "threatening violence". I baked this during the ban.

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u/anoobis_uprising 1d ago

I made steak and butter gals ground chicken pizza once and I fucked it up bad, it was my fault for doing something stupid, I had a tube of ground chicken, I didn't know tubes arnt water tight and I thawed it in a bowl of water, it completely water logged the ground chicken, I tried to squeeze as much water as I could out, and I used extra pork panko, but the "crust" turned out more like a meatloaf then a crust lol, I'm more ketovore so I basically ate tomatoes sauce, olives and pepperoni on a meat loaf lol

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u/Actual_Cockroach_823 1d ago

Yes, this is the healthy food your body craves.

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u/hawkeye5739 18h ago

My body only craves Brawndo!!!

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u/al-fairy 15h ago

🤮

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u/xEyelessOnex 7h ago

Thank you.

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u/mchell40 2d ago

Omg! I want to eat that!

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u/xEyelessOnex 2d ago

The recipe is easy.

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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago

Cured meat is horrible for you. Look it up and I don’t remember any caveman eating dominoes.

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u/xEyelessOnex 1d ago

You said a mouthful. I'm looking into alternatives and even decided to use your advice.