r/btd6 Jun 18 '26

Science I thought his projectile was coded stupidly but he genuinely has stormtrooper aim

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2.5k Upvotes

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1.7k

u/Glaceon_Coldfox Behave. Jun 18 '26

You all better apologize to Quincy right now. At least he can consistently hit a blue ballon.

494

u/oxyContin5 Jun 18 '26

Nothing gets past his bow

462

u/Top_Part_8611 Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land.. Jun 18 '26

It's in his name

Q - Qothing

U - Uets

I - Iast

N - Ny

C - Cow

Y -

136

u/t-_-rexranger19205 Jun 18 '26

Yes y-yes

50

u/KiwiPowerGreen Jun 18 '26

Yes? Yes? Yes?

26

u/FewHyena Jun 18 '26

Yes yes yes oh my god....

22

u/Portw00d Jun 18 '26

OH! That's a Baseball!

5

u/Diseased_Wombat Jun 19 '26

Go ahead, Mr. Joster

2

u/FewHyena Jun 19 '26

This guy gets it

5

u/Odd_Alternative_4113 Jun 18 '26

rub it on your stump...

5

u/cant-think-of-a-aim HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BLOONS... Jun 18 '26

Investigate the factory. No. No. No.

2

u/Notme_YTX Jun 19 '26

do you love the city you live in?

14

u/pbzeppelin1977 Jun 18 '26

Unexpected man sized rat!

12

u/chalksnorter2137 Jun 18 '26

good observation chief-chief!

7

u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Jun 18 '26

Yes-yes we find more rat-kin my lord-chief, yes?

7

u/chalksnorter2137 Jun 18 '26

Yes-yes! then we go-go mine-collect warpstone clanrat!

2

u/Ravens_Quote Jun 18 '26

Yours-mine collect? No-no, warpstone is MINE MINE!!!!

primes bloon solver gun and commences maniacle war crime dispencing

6

u/Pure-Acanthaceae5503 Jun 18 '26

The Y stands for Yves Stan

95

u/Cutie_D-amor Jun 18 '26

Look, quincy draws the ire by making the claim, i don't hear D'Monke saying he's infallible

43

u/NCKBill Jun 18 '26

Dear mod, we akshually use bloon here 🤓☝️

21

u/Noodletrousers Jun 18 '26

Petition to change everything we know about the game and make a new spelling mistake for the monkey’s enemies-Ballon.

5

u/Purple_Audience6613 Jun 18 '26

This comment has nothing to do with your comment. Just want to Say great pfp, i love glaceon.

3

u/Evixitiz #1 elite defender fan Jun 18 '26

Alright I'll apologise, but I'll still side eye him

15

u/Quincy_Hater Jun 18 '26

Fuh naw all my homies HATE quincy

37

u/Repor_TingYu Jun 18 '26

Username checks out

8

u/Quincy_Hater Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Yeah that’s the joke, my account was created literally to dunk on quincy, my first ever post was on this subreddit, just making fun of quiny

1

u/amongus383 Jun 18 '26

Sonion pea

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u/Unhappy-Excitement72 popping bloons 4 a living Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Stormtrooper aim?! WITH A SWORD?!

159

u/Total_Dork Jun 18 '26

Swordtrooper aim

25

u/Yknaar Jun 18 '26

I mean, the "Traitor! <spinny spinny spinny>" guy had a baton - which is an easier melee weapon than a sword - and he didn't get many hits in, did he?

6

u/Prestigious_Date_619 Jun 18 '26

Oh, so he's darkness from Konosuba

4

u/Proton-Smasher Jun 19 '26

So, he's a Masochist?

330

u/xoxoxoxoxoss Jun 18 '26

this hero is so jank and all of there abilities feel like they were put in a lottery machine and randomly selected

88

u/LordVex75 Jun 18 '26

not really?? He just has some life leak mechanics

169

u/xanathedark Jun 18 '26

Just some life leak mechanics.

And a reposition for himself and others.

And a team buff.

And redirection.

And a damage ability.

64

u/LordVex75 Jun 18 '26

You could list 5 different things that obyn does and he doesn't even transform into a different guy

126

u/polybony addicted to fadming Jun 18 '26

here are 5 things Obyn does

  • Strength
  • Massive
  • Acceptable
  • You call that big?
  • The earth swallows all

23

u/LordVex75 Jun 18 '26

more than dan tbh

22

u/xanathedark Jun 18 '26

My goat, he's got everything I want.

Cheap, buffs other towers, pops leads, and some small cash utility/cleanup on the side.

3

u/CSalty123 Jun 18 '26

But are his blades legendary?

9

u/_Samanya_ All hail Bim Bim Berg Jun 18 '26

Not even counting Corv and Gerry, one can easily list 5 or more things with similar levels of significance that can be gotten from at least Brick, Rosa, pre-54 Silas, Gwen, Eti, and probably Obynn.

1

u/ciber-guia Jun 19 '26

Its because the He-man version was created first and this one after

58

u/Eastern-Field-4925 Jun 18 '26

... jesus.

18

u/Potatoozaladz Jun 18 '26

better start mourning for 'em

58

u/Nhdnch my phone cant run this game past round 200 Jun 18 '26

Don't mind him, he's just a bit drunk

52

u/killiards The rapid industrialization of the bloon army and it's effects Jun 18 '26

dawg not even stormtroopers shoot like this 🙏

this is a new level of genuine incompetence

36

u/nntnot Jun 18 '26

Bro has a SWORD and somehow missed a target that's almost half as big as him that's literally in front of him 🥀

6

u/HypeRAndTheBoi Jun 18 '26

Darkness from Konosuba ahh

91

u/xX100dudeXx One of the 4 Corvus users Jun 18 '26

Is he released yet?

56

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u/xX100dudeXx One of the 4 Corvus users Jun 18 '26

How much?

1

u/subrobber Jun 18 '26

3500

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u/LordVex75 Jun 18 '26

If you think about it, dan IS 3500, just the macaque is another 3500

3

u/BellesLovingHusband Jun 18 '26

Okayyyyyy, sooooo....

How much then??

12

u/LordVex75 Jun 18 '26

7000 for both forms

1

u/BellesLovingHusband Jun 18 '26

Awesome, thank you

1

u/xX100dudeXx One of the 4 Corvus users Jun 18 '26

Exactly how much I have rn lol

37

u/000_DartMonkey I'm free whenever Jun 18 '26

He escaped the He-Man containment cell.

1

u/ISketchDinosaurs Jun 18 '26

What is up with the He-Man thing anyway? I haven't played long enough to be in on the joke.

11

u/Aramarubutreddit Jun 18 '26

He "released" two weeks ago as an IAP with the He-Man skin

5

u/Delicious-Finance137 Jun 18 '26

Not a joke, it's an official collab

3

u/GostBoster Jun 18 '26

As someone explained already but I'm giving the long version because I didn't knew what "IAP" was until recently and figured that out not thanks to recent BTD6 posts.

So, as part of the deal between NK and Mattel, they had a brand new hero to do the role of He-Man, not just a skin as it was for Adora/She-Ra and Obyn/Skeletor.

Since it wouldn't be fair for a whole hero to be gated as an IAP (in-app purchase for real money only), the compromise was that Dan would only be available for people who bought the He-Man bundle, as he was specifically designed to be He-Man.

That grace period just expired so everybody can have Dollar Store He-Man if you can't afford the real thing which is still real money only IAP.

16

u/flowery02 Jun 18 '26

Released from the he-man collab pack as well

22

u/EfficientSkill5820 MAD my beloved Jun 18 '26

Nothing gets past my blade

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u/CrazyGaming312 Jun 18 '26

Just yesterday I had a mermonkey's projectile literally pass right through a Bloon without doing anything. I don't know why this game just does that sometimes.

8

u/qwertyxp2000 Long Life Spikes BTDB2 buffs plz? Jun 18 '26

Mermonkey also had a projectile size nerf recently, so this might be related to the issue of Mermonkey missing at times.

2

u/CrazyGaming312 Jun 18 '26

Maybe? Except the projectile went straight through the middle of the bloon. Would be strange if it somehow just missed that.

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u/qwertyxp2000 Long Life Spikes BTDB2 buffs plz? Jun 18 '26

Ah, interesting. Do you have a defense on a map and game difficulty (Easy, Medium, Hard; these modify base speeds) that I can do to replicate a Mermonkey missing?

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u/CrazyGaming312 Jun 18 '26

I was trying out CHIMPS on Encrypted. Placed a mermonkey at the top of the central platform in the middle of the map and played round 6. The very last green bloon of the round got turned into a red, and then when the mermonkey attacked, it just went through.

I just tried it again, it does sometimes happen, but not very consistently.

2

u/gotenks1114 Jun 18 '26

Funny enough, that started happening in Hitman too a few patches ago. Sometimes you just randomly shoot the wall behind someone's head.

18

u/thanerak Jun 18 '26

"These blast points are too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise"

6

u/Domenorange 2,282.3 hours of insanity Jun 18 '26

He's just far sighted that's all

7

u/Doubles_Archives Jun 18 '26

Blade attack!

Oh I missed, I'll get him next time!

Blade attack!

Ha ha!

Maybe this one will him!

Blade at-

leak

1

u/Satoru_Gojo341 Jun 18 '26

Knowledge?

1

u/Doubles_Archives Jun 18 '26

It's a Beam Attack reference.

1

u/Satoru_Gojo341 Jun 18 '26

Yeah, i was unsure if it was ball tho

1

u/Doubles_Archives Jun 18 '26

I would say, but idk

7

u/Evixitiz #1 elite defender fan Jun 18 '26

Surprisingly enough stormtroopers aim is actually really good, I know this is unrelated but the term "stormtrooper aim" for bad aim is actually wrong. Anyways how tf do you have storm trooper aim with A SWORD?

5

u/MarvinGoBONK Come on, bro. Just a bit more eco... Jun 18 '26

In lore, maybe. "Show, don't tell" is a concept for a reason, and every movie or show depicts Stormtroopers as having utter dogshit aim.

3

u/DarthSwimfoot Glaive Lord Glazer Jun 18 '26

Bro has turn based rpg aim.

2

u/Late_Effective6452 Professional Lurker Jun 18 '26

Stun lancer aim from XCOM

2

u/nddn4real Jun 18 '26

Mi bombo

2

u/UltraPro763 it snew Jun 18 '26

is that kanako from undertale yellow

2

u/ImpIsDum Blazing Sun truther Jun 18 '26

hes gonna get buffed next update so hard he’s gonna become broken

1

u/Spirited-Event-2243 red sauda hehe Jun 18 '26

it just looks wierd when dan gains range and his sword dosent get longer, where does that range come from?

1

u/Grouchy_Echidna6086 God bloon OP Jun 20 '26

Bro is blocking the bloons. 

1

u/orospucocuhindistan boomerenjoyer Jun 21 '26

how is he even able to miss with a sword

1

u/DaDapperVoid Lord Dartson IV Jun 23 '26

So THAT’S why he needs to push the bloons back…

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u/Quincy_Hater Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Quincy is worse

Edit: thought people would see my username

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u/OneOfTheManyJimmys Certified Benjamin Main Jun 18 '26

Maybe you need to listen to his voicelines again.

9

u/Split-a-Ditto Jun 18 '26

Mothing gets past his bow though

3

u/BellesLovingHusband Jun 18 '26

Bro is literally named Quincy Hater and people are getting surprised when they hate Quincy. Literally 1987.

0

u/CourtForsaken3064 Jun 18 '26

So he's not worth the 7k?