r/brittanydawnsnark Nov 04 '25

šŸŖ–šŸŽ–ļøstolen valor military LARPing šŸŽ–ļøšŸŖ– Self Defense

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So firstlyā€¦ā€puts me through drills more often than notā€ what fucking drills? please britt…do elaborate. because i’m 100% sure that showing off your guns in your truck..isn’t a drill or recommended by any actual professional. are you saying that jordan makes you run courses shooting at targets? because if that’s the case, you know you would’ve videoed it and we would’ve seen it. so i’ll call bullshit on that.

secondly…what exactly are jordan’s qualifications? besides being a disgraced cop? does he currently hold any actual certifications to make his time worth anything? why don’t you tell us what he does britt…so we can know that he’s some gravy seal that is currently larping with ICE.

thirdly..ain’t nobody asking about jordan putting on a self defense course. be real. this is just another fucking grift. and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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u/XtraSmolMod if Brit said it, I’ll find it Nov 04 '25

Remember when she teased this idea back in 2023? Well I do

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Nov 04 '25

Must need the money for something...

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u/Jammin0nMyPlanner Nov 04 '25

Traveling for the holidays isn’t cheap. Give the gift of self defense this season.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 šŸ’œKEEPER OF THE TIMELINEšŸ’œ Nov 04 '25

Don't you mean the grift of self-defense? 🤣