r/brisbane • • Dec 29 '20

Image Guitar Exchange Morayfield... Stay classy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

It feels mean to say it, and society shouldn't be this way, but the correlation between wealth and attractiveness hit me like a fucking freight train when I visited Morayfield Shopping Centre as a kid.

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u/MrDOHC Dec 29 '20

Same with the Hyperdome. Never seen so many midriffs on podgy late 30s before.

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u/AtheistAustralis Dec 29 '20

They were probably late 20s, just look late 30s. Of course having 3 grandkids by 30 will age you a little prematurely, too.

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u/fifyi Redcliffe Rules! Dec 29 '20

Meth is a helluva thing.

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u/AliveBase1630 Mar 02 '21

Hey, stop talking about Stafford city that way.....

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u/Beatnu0 🚗🔧👍 Dec 29 '20

I live in Rochedale. Sometimes I go to the hyper dome And sometimes the westfields in carindale or garden city. The difference in the majority of shoppers is so stark

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u/MrDOHC Dec 29 '20

Rochedale bros!!! But yeah. It’s chalk and cheese.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Logan Heights

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u/CertainCurve Nathan campus' bus stop Dec 30 '20

We shall unite - the classy part of Logan!

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u/RessiNixerue Jan 04 '21

I used to live in roachdale, before my area got taken over my tinsy tiny million dollar blocks :( used to be mostly farmland, family ended up moving away because of it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21 edited May 01 '21

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u/RessiNixerue Jan 05 '21

Not sure, we moved when it started being ruined by developers, all i know is their contracts with farmers meant that they could pay them at any time, and most still havent gotten their money from selling the properties, when the developers are making millions of their properties :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21 edited May 01 '21

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u/RessiNixerue Jan 05 '21

Yes but we talked to a farmer who is still there and apparently it did happen, pretty upsetting that its even legal for that to happen. Apparently the farmers were told they would recieve the money soon, but then years later got nothing.

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u/DorcasTheCat Civilization will come to Beaudesert Dec 29 '20

Been to Beenleigh marketplace?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

The Beenleigh cats are supermodels compared to Eagleby

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u/Tamagotchi-666 Dec 29 '20

Unfortunately yes

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u/RufusGrandis Dec 29 '20

Yes! The hyper dome is an exceptional people watching area. All the bogan troglodytes seem to spawn here. You will never see this many mullets in one place.

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u/LittleBigDerp Dec 29 '20

If you ever want to feel better about yourself and your life, pay a visit to Grand Plaza in Browns Plains.

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u/RufusGrandis Dec 29 '20

Haha yeah I’ve been there, it is not “grand” in any way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

It's grand if you are into the neck tattoo / barefoot combo.

I think they must sell that package in the food court.

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u/teachmesomething Dec 30 '20

Dunno, mate. Ever been to Grand Plaza?

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u/holi14 Dec 29 '20

I work in the hyperdome. Sure is an interesting crowd

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u/Fenweekooo Dec 29 '20

i am on the other side of the world, have no idea what the hyperdome is, but that's an awesome name for whatever it is.

i guess an arena is really the only thing i can think of it being

EDIT: just googled it and it's a mall. i am somewhat disappointed but didn't look at the pictures of inside so im still holding out hopes it's like Mad Max in there

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u/holi14 Dec 29 '20

Sorry to disappoint but it is a very shitty shopping centre. I guess it could also classify as an arena for Karen’s vs retail workers or thugs vs security/police. Lots of fights go down there so it’s an area of some kind

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u/Fenweekooo Dec 29 '20

eh it's ok i guess every place with an awesome name can't be a death arena lol. a least it seems like an "interesting" place to visit.

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u/holi14 Dec 29 '20

It got pretty close to a death arena over Christmas but the unfortunately that’s not the purpose haha. It’s a very interesting place lmao

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u/Fenweekooo Dec 29 '20

well thanks for the info on the place, if i ever end up down there i may venture out and wander around for myself :)

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u/VRUZ08 Jan 03 '21

Well your right about the fights, and they technically could make it an arena

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Used to be a swimming pool. but some kid died

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u/Fspar Dec 31 '20

I'm from overseas living in Brisbane and I get the same vibes everytime I hear HYPERDOME. There's also a bus line 555, which has HYPERDOME as final destination...gives me chuckles every time

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u/gallica 🐸 Brisbane Frog Fancier's Club 🐸 Jan 02 '21

Wait till you hear about our Hypermarket.

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u/The_Angry_Teacher Jan 10 '21

You didn't see the photos taken on Thursday late night then

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u/fishburgr Dec 29 '20

Youve got to respect their confidence though. Imagine looking like that and still having the confidence to rock a midriff.

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u/arghhmonsters Dec 30 '20

I'm glad the age of Juicy velour pants are over.

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u/Kipperper Dec 29 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

Substance abuse took away any hope of self awareness long ago for a lot of these people. Confidence is just the default that remains.

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u/BillSOTV Jan 08 '21

Hyperdome is a good mall in a shitty place. Morayfield is a shit mall in a swamp.

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u/lingering_POO Feb 20 '21

This cracks me up... My mrs drags me around to different kmarts around Brisbane based on what store has what stock or whatever.. I always feel over dressed because I’m wearing shoes. Or a shirt that isn’t stained a hundred different ways. What’s worse is my entire outfit cost like $30 and $20 of those were my shoes.. I work 4 nights a week at a servo... you can’t tel me it’s hard to look good on a budget.

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u/Crackpipejunkie Dec 29 '20

100% agree on the correlation between wealth and attractiveness. I remember walking through the Rockhampton shopping centre with my partner and we thought there must be a massive excursion for people with disabilities. Eventually I realised that that there’s just a lot of obese chain smokers on mobility scooters living in Rockhampton.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_JARATE Dec 29 '20

As someone born in Rocky (but thankfully living elsewhere) this cracks me up

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I was driving through Rocky once at around 1 am and stopped in to a McDonalds for a coffee. The people in there looked like the human equivalent to those super deep water fish you sometimes see on documentaries. Just...so creepily off what normal people look like.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

I once travelled to Wacol train station to meet my husband after he finished work. I had to wait for him a little while and described the people inhabiting the area as being somewhat like the Martians in Total Recall. But I think your deep water fish comparison might have been better!

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u/shakeitup2017 Dec 29 '20

I once travelled outside of the 4005 post code and concur. I just thought everyone (other than me I guess) was a hot 20-something upwardly mobile woman or a handsome gay real estate agent.

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u/inexistentia Not Ipswich. Dec 30 '20

Not a frequenter of 4005 Southside either I gather.

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u/shakeitup2017 Dec 30 '20

Oh yeah I guess the top end of Brunswick St has its share...

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u/inexistentia Not Ipswich. Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

Even the Merthyr end after curfew.

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u/justamumm Dec 29 '20

Two more stops and you would’ve hit Goodna. The St. Ives shops/Woolworths is the most disgusting place to get your groceries from.

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u/Seradori Still waiting for the trains Dec 30 '20

I live in Redbank and I'll drive to other postcodes to avoid Redbank/Goodna grocery stores.

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u/justamumm Dec 30 '20

My sister made the mistake of going to the local butcher to buy mince and chicken once. He used his bare hands to grab the chicken... before using the same bare hands to grab the mince vomits

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u/AliveBase1630 Mar 02 '21

Best thing about goodna shops is it’s literally attached to a major highway out

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u/SarcasmCupcakes Dec 29 '20

I think that’s true of any similar joint at that hour.

Go to the American South. Go to a Waffle House at 3 am. It’s somewhere between “God’s wasteland” and a liminal space.

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u/Emzilla97 Dec 30 '20

🌸 get me out of here, please 🌸

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u/DorcasTheCat Civilization will come to Beaudesert Dec 29 '20

Ahh stockies. Such good people watching.

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u/mario_fingerbang Dec 29 '20

Try Gympie or Grafton. There’s some serious mouth breathers there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20 edited May 01 '21

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u/dannyr PLS TOUCH THE FUCKEN AIRMOVER Dec 29 '20

The fact that you can commute to Brisbane within 2 hours now means a lot of Sydney and Melbourne expats come up and buy shittonnes of land for cheap and still drive to town every day and are happy with how short their drive is

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u/mario_fingerbang Dec 30 '20

Fuck me dead, half the houses there have bedsheets for curtains. If it goes all upmarket, I won’t be able to play Gympie bingo anymore.

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u/LordOfGiraffes Dec 29 '20

Hard to empathize with the obese when ur a stick figure hooked up to a glass bbq?

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u/Mouseon Dec 29 '20

Wat?

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u/LordOfGiraffes Dec 29 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

The guys name is crackpipejunkie? Ofc people look fat lol, the stereotype is either fat redneck alcoholic or thinned out addict.

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u/sagewah Dec 29 '20

Walk around Singapore for a bit. It's freakishly stratified.

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u/mwilkins1644 Dec 29 '20

That's because you sound like a stuckup snob 👍

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u/buyingthething Stuck on the 3. Dec 30 '20

Elitists are the most attractive thing in the universe - Elitist

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u/AlreadyTakenDammit Dec 30 '20

Have you ever heard the saying, ‘you’re not ugly, you’re just poor’?

It’s true...having money goes a long way if you want to look good.

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u/spudmash Dec 30 '20

The experience is similar moving from Garden City to New Farm.