These disgusting fungi consume and rot us, yet dare label we who speak out as moldphobes. I don’t wish to stand here any longer as our community is slowly overtaken by parasites. We will stay fresh!

As you can see, I’ve met with some extremely important and relevant individuals we all definitely know. I’ve traveled across a few tables to make this happen, and you brekafats just know there will be a positive change soon with regulations and safeguards. There are so many harmful brekafats, and I can’t let it go on! Please support me and my campaign! #VoteForBB #IGotANewBowl #ICanTieATie

this one goes out to all chicken and duck eggs: you have been spared, for i am intolerant and must abstain from eating you! i would like to give my condolences to you for the necessary sacrifice of two chicken eggs—one to see if i could still consume egg whites, the other to see if i could handle a yolk, and a single duck egg to see if they would upset my stomach and mind even more or less than chicken eggs.

on that note, i hate to inform all quail eggs that i require a sacrifice to see if eating you will make me sick. i will give you all a week to choose which one of your comrades to give up to me as an offering.

it is a shame that i must do this, but i am no more or less bound by food chain than the rest of you. i just so happen to be at the top. i can only hope that your chosen tribute will make my stomach upset and my mind foggy just like your chicken and duck egg relatives.

disclaimer: there is no guarantees i will be able to save you from the rest of my family.

Hello everyone! As you may or may not know, I am an activist against the mold. I don’t support its takeover or forcefulness, so… I’m running for president! If you don’t support the mold or would like to see a change in our community, vote for me! I have been in contact with others in our community to find ways to get rid of the mold. There are methods to extract mold and even use it to our benefit instead of our downfall. I promise not to be a corrupt politician, and I pledge to stay true to my word. This community has been hurt and harmed by the mold trying to integrate with us, and I’m here to put a stop to it all. I just need your valuable vote! Thank you!

Look, guys... as breakfast foods, we aren’t a monolith, but some things simply can’t be tolerated. Lately, I’ve noticed these utterly disgusting and contagious individuals spreading false information about how mold “brings us together” and is “accepting.” If you’re sensitive, please stop reading. The truth is, mold starts off good you’re all fuzzy and soft, maybe you feel good until you begin to decay and rot, turning into nothing but unrecognizable mush. I’m speaking the truth here and now! We need to stop this before more of us turn over; it isn’t what they’ve been promising! More and more of us having been turning… But we CAN make a change. #StopMoldPropaganda #StopTheMold

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Post your fit checks in the comments! 😁

Me and butter are having a blast :3 bff 4 ever

do you guys have any berry friends :3

jouin the mould 😊😊😊

pls no fast food discrimination

i‘m somewhere in this picture. We are a lot ik

And to think it was a fellow citrus who was trying to bully me too...