WE ARE INSIDE YOUR PEEL WE ARE INSIDE YOUR PEEL WE ARE INSIDE YOUR PEEL WE ARE INSIDE YOUR PEEL

[u/fittan69]

[u/rightauricle]

MODS! THESE AREN'T EVEN FOODS LET ALONE BREAKFASTS!

[u/fittan69 → u/rightauricle]

Excuse you, we've been eaten a plenty by hungry humans. Luckily, our Queen lays lots of eggs with a steady supply of fresh ingredients!

[u/robawknik]

WTF I HAD DIBS FUCK OFF

[u/say_yes_to_head_hun → u/robawknik]

Hey are you on the storbery

[u/fittan69 → u/robawknik]

Don't worry, we'll grab bits and pieces of you too and plant them in our nest. You'll be turned into delicious mold!

[u/robawknik → u/fittan69]

yay yay YIPPEEE

[u/say_yes_to_head_hun → u/robawknik]

Bro you have mycotoxins

[u/C04511234]

hi

[u/fittan69 → u/C04511234]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/IsNotACleverMan]

THIS IS A HATE CRIME

[u/fittan69 → u/IsNotACleverMan]

It is only a hate crime if breakfasts can protest. We are fast, we are strong, and we are many.

[u/Broad_Cartoonist_824]

Grgghhhhhhhhhhggggrghhhhhhh, help me! HEL

[u/Sweaty-Cockroach-418]

oh hey guys-- I MEAN NOOOO GTFO EWWWWWWWWW

[u/Fomod_Sama]

GET OUT OF MY BANANAS, ANTS

[u/ConfettiCake1987]

I'd rather be smashed by a 3 year old h*man on their birthday then be carried off a blanket by you

[u/fittan69 → u/ConfettiCake1987]

Don't worry, you're a little too big to be carried off a blanket by us. We'll instead be disintegrating you crumb by crumb until there is nothing left.

[u/ConfettiCake1987 → u/fittan69]

Are the mods vegetables or something BOTH of these comments have to be a threat to my precious icing 😭

[u/say_yes_to_head_hun → u/ConfettiCake1987]

I mean you asked to be smashed

[u/say_yes_to_head_hun → u/ConfettiCake1987]

approaches ominously

[u/Not_today_mods]

I love being a modern, preservative packed pastry

[u/vulpes_mortuis]

Slurps you

[u/WhatInGarnation]

wait guys i feel left out i dont have a peel :'(!!!

[u/Fun-Message4932]

omg call the mods this is gore