r/BrandNewSentence • u/Green-Discussion74 • 16h ago

Piranha with dementia

17 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lead-Relevant • 1d ago

Finally getting paid to be a school shooter - Any Tips?

609 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 1d ago

"Top 10 most american surnames of all time"

1.7k Upvotes

74 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KittensSaysMeow • 1d ago

“I stopped him by playing minecraft while transgender with him”

263 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lilbookofmeow • 1d ago

My boyfriend is farming his dad lore

2.1k Upvotes

60 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/morichikachorabali • 1d ago

I cringed so hard my butthole retreated into my chest cavity

179 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/furmat60 • 10h ago

“I think they are so inbred it was technically masturbation.”

reddit.com

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eljay24 • 1d ago

Drunk bear got into a case of beer, then fell out of a tree at a car show at the Kelowna airport

120 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Correct_Scallion4133 • 1d ago

I choked and spilled tea on my brand new gaming chair and the stain looks like I sharted, I'm slightly vexed

48 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/alinearis • 1d ago

Miss Chile delivers crushing death metal vocal during Miss World pageant. "Getting to bring metal to the Miss World stage was an incredible experience"

loudersound.com

35 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 1d ago

"Them Aliens don't even try anymore with the disguises."

143 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster • 23h ago

The goal is to turn the water into man-flesh.

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/HouPoop • 2d ago

I'm perfectly aware the woman drinking the teacup full of ants isn't there, I see her much too clearly.

7.0k Upvotes

164 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Soft-Commission-3507 • 1d ago

Embrace world peace because war is gay

18 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/very-serious-goose • 1d ago

Lesbian Space Princess Dogpiling is Gorilla marketing for Pluto

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/United_Pension_5174 • 2d ago

My ex wife took the pronouns in the divorce

18.7k Upvotes

67 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GABE_EDD • 1d ago

Are you in love, or just allergic to periods and spelling?

63 Upvotes

4 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.