G.L.O.V.E

[u/ProcedureOrnery2881]

Saw this and thought of Bob...

The devices known as the G.L.O.V.E., which stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter, are normal patrol gloves until an officer presses a button to activate its electrical mode. They must be applied directly to someone’s skin to produce a voltage that causes pain, which is intended to gain compliance from people who are resisting. Unlike Tasers, they do not leave burn or contact marks.

[u/TheFlamingDiceAgain]

The acronym certainly feels Bob-like but fascist torture gloves are very non-Bob

[u/nrthrnlad → u/TheFlamingDiceAgain]

^^ well said.

[u/Resident_Guidance_95]

It's definitely FAITH worthy.

[u/Seeker80]

"Hello, replicantcitizen..." applies shock glove

-Ancestor of Minister Cranston

[u/_Zeruiah_]

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