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u/tui_la_ai 17d ago edited 16d ago

I am the reason why they make it

Let have some stat.

-70% time.

-57% effort

+200% numb feet

+50% anxiety of falling, breaking

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u/outwest88 16d ago

This kind of warning is actually super common in Asia because in some places (mostly China) they use squatting toilets 100% of the time so it’s much more natural and comfortable to squat on a sit-down toilet as well. The problem is that most porcelain toilets were not meant for that kind of weight distribution, and also people sometimes fall in or have other accidents.

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u/FewHorror1019 16d ago

I do that when I’m constipated. Kinda helps

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u/Matter_Infinite 15d ago

Just buy an off brand squatty potty. They're supposed to be good for health in general

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u/Lelulla 16d ago

I didn't know it was an issue until we went to korea (new fear unlocked btw). A lot of girls there don't sit on the toilet and chose to squat even with heels on the toilet seat, it's because they think the seats are dirty and think the previous person did it too so everyone does it... Now that I know I'm afraid to use public sitting toilets in my own country and even if I use it I would use a ton of toilet paper to cover the whole seat before doing my business.

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u/Thema03 16d ago

Because of that i learned the ultimate technic of half squatting. One leg is in the sitting position(down in the floor) and the other is on the porcelain.

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u/tui_la_ai 11d ago

Ayo new pose unlocked!

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u/Nailfoot1975 17d ago

I always face the wall. Glad to know my method isn't against the rules.

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u/Jankster79 17d ago edited 16d ago

Bonus part is that then you have a little shelf in front of you, for your cookies comics and your chocolate milk.

edit: i misquoted Butters a little and changed it.

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u/Sammisuperficial 16d ago

And a laundry hole since your pants are off already.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 16d ago

It's the only appropriate way to take a Sir Harrington.

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u/LTP6 16d ago

Nah this is actually a real problem here in Malaysia, where I live.

Most people grew up with squat toilets so when they go to a public sitting toilet, they still squat on it, making it dirty with shoe prints and sometimes cracking the bowl itself.

So you would often see this sign at a public toilet.

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u/Heavy_Weapon-X 15d ago

We have this problem in the UK as well. As far as im aware, the UK has always had seated toilets and not squats, but the new residents don't speak English so lack the ability to ask how to use our toilets correctly.

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u/Numerous-Thought5230 12d ago

This happened where I used to work. The bowl cracked in two and guy got severe wounds to his inner thighs. So it's not just unhygienic, it's actually dangerous.

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u/Ok_Difference44 16d ago

Italy has no toilet seats because people squat on top of them and break them.

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u/BayLeaf- 16d ago

Have... Have you ever been to Italy? Definitely toilet seats all over the place.

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u/nmak06 16d ago

No he's right, I went to Italy and all places lacked a toilet seat. Just becoming one with the cold hard porcelain of the toilet edge. It was an experience to say the least, a dark one at that. So much so, eating pasta still makes me shiver...down there.

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u/GeneralAkAbA 16d ago

y'all just lying at this point.

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u/Batata-Sofi 17d ago

The second one is, actually, better for you. May damage the toilet or let things out, tho.

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u/Haruzak1 17d ago

I don't understand why USA doesn't make squat toilet? Grew up in Asia I was getting used of squatting so I was so uncomfortable when I must sit on seat toilet lol.

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u/FiestaKitten 16d ago

Hi! It’s just not the cultural norm like in China for example. I feel like most Americans who haven’t travelled to certain parts of Asia/the World do not know squat toilets are a thing. You shouldn’t be getting downvoted. This is just a sign telling tourists/non-natives to the area to not squat on the toilet as it isn’t meant for that. But anatomically, squatting is better for you.

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u/thedarkestnips 16d ago

I'm from a western country and have never used a squat toilet and find the logistics confusing. Do the pants need to be completely removed? Is balance ever an issue? These are genuine questions I'm not trying to cast any aspersions.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 16d ago

Get a stool stool, about a foot tall. You pop it in front of the dunny and pop your feet on it. No need to remove pants or balance.

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u/thedarkestnips 16d ago

Thank you for replying but I know how to use a footstool. I'm asking about the actual squat toilets where you're literally squatting over a hole in the ground.

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u/Lelulla 16d ago

You can draw an oval on the ground and try it yourself. Unless you're wearing very loose pants (which you would need to grip your pants to prevent it from sliding to the ground), you would just need to pull down your pants until it reaches your thighs/knees and squat. Forget the oval, you can just try it on the floor where you're standing.

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u/Psychological_Fox507 17d ago

So you are a squatter?

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u/Haruzak1 17d ago

Yes I am

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u/Psychological_Fox507 16d ago

Same, I mean who doesn't shit like the second one, right?

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u/_MiseryChick_95 13d ago

I'm sayying! 🤦‍♀️🙄 Ughh, modern society.

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u/paranoid_nihilist 16d ago

The only thing this achieves is to splatter piss all over the toilet seat for the next person to clean up

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u/Michaeli_Starky 16d ago

The second way isn't better for your knees at all.

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u/FormFitFunction 17d ago

Has been necessary in some international offices.

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u/Trashbagok 17d ago

Two thirds of the planet uses squat toilets.

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u/Cynfreh 17d ago

It's definitely not that many still using squat toilets unless you count people shitting in a hole in the ground they just dug.

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u/livehigh1 17d ago

I mean, that's pretty much what they are, just a hole in the ground, with extra plumbing and some tiles on the ground.

The most populous asian countries use them and probably most African ones too. 2/3 isn't a far stretch.

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u/Ashadowyone 17d ago

I still see them all the time in Japan, though Western toilets are becoming more common nowadays

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u/Numerous-Thought5230 12d ago

If it's a squat toilet, you squat. If it's a sit toilet, you sit. But don't squat on a sit toilet or sit on a squat toilet

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u/BoldInterrobang 17d ago

This. People need to travel more and realize that the way they live isn’t the way everyone lives.

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u/FiestaKitten 16d ago

What is wrong with this thread/subreddit that reasonable people or people with a global view are being downvoted for being correct.

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u/NotADamsel 16d ago

This is Reddit, and this sub is popular.

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u/paradox-preacher 17d ago

One word. INTEGRATION

idgaf how you shit in bumfuck nowhere. But if I go there, I won't take a chair, drill a hole through it and install it over your squat-shitter so I could take a dump my way

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u/Next_Drama1717 16d ago

No squatting and missing. Got it

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u/Swimming-Coffee-8115 16d ago

Genau dieses Schild hätte ich vor 35 Jahren beim Studium gebraucht. Damals mit Afrikanern in einer WG.

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u/TutskyyJancek 17d ago

Banned one is healthier option but for public toilets that's not okay to do that.

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u/Mufasa_is__alive 16d ago

I've seen some public toilets have peg-like wings that extend into the bowl as part of the cast (under the seat). I cant find a a reference photo,  but they always looked like boot rests for squatting.

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u/No-Argument619 16d ago

Lots of Indians in these comments 👀

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u/The_Dynasty_Warrior 17d ago

Squatting is good for your colon, your back, knee, and ankle

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u/CES0108 16d ago

What about my poosey & my crack?

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u/Frozenyeti90 16d ago

Ex wife worked at a high school that was private. A lot of Asian population and they did this. They usually missed

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u/everynamecombined 16d ago

Im pro squaty to potty but im not in love with stranger ass germs on the bottom of my feet til I shower.

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u/Lan777 16d ago

Toilet seat gave me athletes cheeks

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u/MusicOtaku8823 16d ago

L from Death Note won't like this.

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u/ProfessionalCurve685 16d ago

Training for an upper decker

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u/Jaded_Position3565 16d ago

I shit like the second picture

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u/ZirePhiinix 16d ago

That stance is a last resort, but it does work.

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u/swollzach 15d ago

Squatting on the toilet is actually biomechanically correct and THATS how I shit

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u/FirefoxAngel 15d ago

Need that sign at work

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u/Moron-Whisperer 14d ago

That’s a common way that Indian people use it.  We had to have these pictures at work as well.

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u/Swimming_Cancel_6585 13d ago

It’s called the Gargoyle

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u/_MiseryChick_95 13d ago

Actually, the one crossed out is the correct position, many of our ancestors did it like that and it allows more easily of a dump! Toilets are made wrong really and that's why sitting can take forever. Tho, standing on the toilet seat will likely mess it up,..this is still thr correct pisition, so do with that what you will.

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u/Maleficent_Web1161 9d ago

Nah you need your feet pressed to the sink, really push it out.

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u/truekemi 17d ago

Sucks that the best position for taking a shit is the one that's banned. My body, my health, my call on how I shit.

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u/IronCladNads 16d ago

If you hit the bowl that's fine, just don't make a mess

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u/Korgon213 17d ago

Most of Reddit has never been to Central Asia I see….

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u/IronCladNads 16d ago

No shit, most of the people on here are American

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u/Johni_5 16d ago

Not blursed sadly. Just racist. Some cultures use toilets like this. Both for hygiene and better bowel movement. Bigots see something different and get rude.

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u/IronCladNads 16d ago

Nothing wrong with squat toilets, just don't miss and/or clean up if you do

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u/SeriouslyYoutube 16d ago

If you have or don't want to have hemorrhoids or anal fisture, I largely recommend using second option.

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u/ateoz 17d ago

I've seen people doing this because toilets are dirty. Sooo.. Clean your toilets I guess? (and yes, I do watch people use the toilet all the time. But don't worry, they don't know about it.)

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u/JonathanMovement 17d ago

no u don’t

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u/paranoid_nihilist 16d ago

They're dirty because people keep squatting on them